Good for boys, good for men,
makes ol' maids like girls again,
it's the goddamn POPCORN MAN!
(scroll down to November 7, #311).
JERK CITY - PROUD SUPPORTER OF PAN AM GAMES AND ROBERT PATTISON AND ROBOCOP !!!
Tuesday, November 15, 2005
Hooray for Tuesday, You F@CKS!
Good for boys, good for men,
makes ol' maids like girls again,
it's the goddamn POPCORN MAN!
(scroll down to November 7, #311).
Monday, November 14, 2005
Dissent in the ranks.
Despite the noble efforts of The Mayor of Jerk City, Azmo, the place is falling to sh.it without its Rear Admiral. Where are you Monkeynuts????!!!
Saturday, November 12, 2005
Poetry Tyme
This following poem is composed entirely of actual quotes from George W. Bush. It was compiled and arranged by Washington Post writer Richard Thompson. Make the Pie Higher
I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen
And uncertainty
And potential mental losses.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen
And uncertainty
And potential mental losses.
Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the internet
Become more few?
How many hands have I shaked?
They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
I know that the human being and the fish
Can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope
Where our wings take dream.
Put food on your family
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher!
Make the pie higher!
image copyright adp. 2005
Thursday, November 10, 2005
CANADA, please!
- I'm realizing more and more that Quebec is like ex-East Germany.
So please rest of Canada STOP them.
Invade Quebec and bitchslap the seperatists.
Maybe they'll wake up.
Wednesday, November 09, 2005
HOLD ON ! HOLD ON NOW !
I think it's time we dump what's in the piss jar and start all over again. Let's all be friends and live in peace and tranquility. What do you say ?
Come On ? Come on now !
Blogs to Infinity Right ?!?! Friends for life !
Laver :
Laver is french and means to clean.
So you put Blog and Laver together
and there you have it.
I guess he considers himself the JANITOR of this
lively BLOG.
So Long Suckas !
i am now in retirement , giving Blog.Laver back his precious blog time to post his funny self mattering blather
ballsack
Local JERK showing
Little needs to be said about this man , other than he is playing at the Living Arts Center in Mississauga on Nov 17th I believe .
Jerk of the Day
I am nominating LaWanda Page as jerk of the day . I absolutely love aunt Esther , and went as far as buying some of her comedy albums . Man she DIRTY and damn funny . She makes a small appearance in the movie SHAKES THE CLOWN and is damn funny there too
HERE is a little clip from that movie of one of her hot lines . the pic of her is a little shi.tt.y but you get the jist - she plays a clown .
One of the all time jerky ladies of comedy , and number one at giving Redd Foxx the gears !
linky link to a fan site of the dumbass movie
you clowns are on dope !
Tuesday, November 08, 2005
Another of my favorite shows
Hi everybody ! When I was a lad I used to watch Sanford and Son before going to bed every week night at 10:30. A great cast and lots of laughs. Especially when Bubba, Leroy and Skillet came round. Ha ha ha ! Gt's ! Did you like this show ? I sure hope so. Blogs to infinity !
Some Inspiration
Impressive
http://www.hodenmumps.net/index.php?p=1795&more=1&c=1&tb=1&pb=1#more1795
Cabrio-asshole
http://www.hodenmumps.net/index.php?p=1791&more=1&c=1&tb=1&pb=1#more1791
http://www.hodenmumps.net/index.php?p=1795&more=1&c=1&tb=1&pb=1#more1795
Cabrio-asshole
http://www.hodenmumps.net/index.php?p=1791&more=1&c=1&tb=1&pb=1#more1791
Take it Easy !
I wasn't even going to post anything today in protest over porchy not even commenting on the loverly pithcer of Markie Post , however I couldnt resist when i saw this gem
Monday, November 07, 2005
BANGERANG !!!!
I had completely forgotten that I found this pic whilst looking up The Fall Guy show on the intrazone , I had no idea she was on that show
Hot-cha Markie "Peaches" Post
Friday, November 04, 2005
Hail to the HORN - the Magic White Pony !
I have come once again my friends to deliver you the straight-fact goods
the lowdown
no jive
sans hi-jinkery
click here and you will see wonders beyond your mental capacity
and yet here again to see more wondrous treasures
enjoy and may Beth the White Guardian shine her pony light upon thee
long live the horn
Conspiracy Blog! Blog! Blog !
Supposedly a large passenger plane hit this building way back in September 2001. I think it was that guy Ted C that we worked with back at Disney. He drives planes right ? Where the hell did he go ? Anyone see him around ? Weird.
http://www.geoffmetcalf.com/pentagon/pentagon_20020316.html
Thursday, November 03, 2005
Jerk of YOYOs - ReprAsent
girls like guys with skills
i stole this link from another site and I dont care
and i found this hall of fame too
I SEE ALL !!!!!
Stop what your doing Picklepooper !!! Just say no to the devil's temptations. Your a stupid Kinder ! A stupid fu.ckin Kinder !
End this Blogsphemy !
I'am Jesus H.Christ lord thy GOD ! I created BLOG to educate you mortal idiots not for fun and game. I COMMAND you to end this foolishness NOW !! ZAP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wednesday, November 02, 2005
Jerk-Puss
low and behold i had a dream of an almighty desert , upon a golden shelf
high above my neck and it was beeeyootiful in all is glory
and he said unto me all you jerks shall eat cookie puss
and life was good
these pussy crumbs are making me itch !
may your log be long and prosperous
Deadly Shhhh...it !
I know this a movie site but I gotta talk music for a minute.I had the missfortune of seeing this terrible band called the deadly snakes last night in Hamilton.
What a bunch of poser losers. The singer keept on blah blah blahing and f this and thating. What a fuckin train wreck. Than a pig head came out and they tossed it around. Man it was some piece of S alright. Anyway, avoid these idiots and check this out.
http://onepotatoproductions.com/NewYorkDoll/
blogs for ever.
Tuesday, November 01, 2005
The Jerkman Cometh...
This was a great one to see how being a Jerk in a Jerky world will work in your favour. A 'Coming of Age' story for Jerks.
'Good cop' Lemmon is so straight-laced he gets his ass canned for it. He has to discover his 'inner jerk' to survive - and get laid by the hottest hooker on the strip.
Reminds me of the time I was accosted on the street in Copenhagen by a couple of drunken blondes - but that's another story...
Another great Jerk .
Walter Matthau is also a superstar jerk. He's great in this film. He plays a chiseler lawyer with a big mouth. I love the way he answers the phone. Watch out for it.
Biggest jerk of them all.
Rickles is a serious jerk, but this guy might take the cake.If you've never seen the Phil Silvers Show, you're really missing out. He's this sargeant who runs the motor pool, and he's constantly trying to con people out of dough with his shemes. He's also really great in It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World.
And word has it he was quite the ladies' man!
That's Larue to you , you JERKS
Speaking of leJerk hisself here is Johnny Larue , in all his glory a la Hugh Heffner , chicks drinks
and i dunno children smoking smokes ?
way to go Larue !
Monday, October 31, 2005
How could we forget ?
Seeing Fred Willard reminds me of an SCTV episode when Guy Cabellero was forging checks in his name. Ha ha ha.. Incredible !SCTV had the biggest cast of jerks ever assembled. I learned all there is to know about being a jerk by watching that program. For those of you that have never seen this show please do yourself a favour and rent some episodes. It explains allot.
Look at Bittmen ! ha ha ha.... "HOW ARE YA !?!"
Jerk city forever !
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