LONG LIVE THE KING

and can i just say what an honour it is to have you back, forehead horn? i was recently commenting to some jerkcity enthusiasts about what a drag it's been since you've been gone, FH, but that i knew —i knew— that upon your triumphant return, a ray of sunshine would beam through the megalopolis. everyone agrees, this is a great blog, by the way.

HOWEVER, just as the chinese have hacked our federal databases, sir, so too has my own account been hijacked & my identity purloined. this is doubly aggravating because these other people —people who are totally unrelated to me, you must understand— spent the week besmirching your (great!) name, FH, and generally fueling the fires of dissent. not cool. NOT COOL, PEOPLE!

i want to go on the record as saying that even as recently as two weeks ago, adolf & americus tried to coerce me into trash-talking you, forehead horn, but i wouldn't have any of it. if you want to know who hacked my account to make those slanderous & totally misrepresentative comments, i suggest we look amongst our own.

faithfully yours,

tSoWR

Hey shitheads. I'm back.

forehead's favouritest song

Nothin says PARTY like a Kool Aid Moustache !

sorry, no boobs

I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE

sadly, as a youth, tSoWR was never allowed to watch that cinematic chestnut.

but i think we can all agree that while the "mayor" is currently riding the gravy train while we maintain the quality of this online rag, the accompanying image will serve as a reminder of what's possible if we just allow our imaginations to soar.

COME ON, ALL YOU PUSSIES!

it's time for an egyptian-style revolt!!

get with it, fools, unless you're all scared of being chewed out by your master. monkeynuts & hans are doing it. i fucking invented it! now post some bullshit for that fuckface so-called "mayor" to meditate on.

forehead horn = #1 asshole this side of the mississip'.

On Vacay-shuns

Horn Hog is gonna love this

sweet! i shall also make a contribution.

here's a special shout out to monkeynuts (though, really, we all know who this one is for).

i am taking you all down with me, turkeys —animal house style.

Dear SOWR

Here is my contribution to:

• anal play
• dogs being eaten



Thanks you.

it's ON, fuckfaces!

time to burn this town to the fucking dirt floor!

strike while the iron is tepid

hey gang,

Dildo Horn will only be out of our collective hairpieces for a few days longer, and with that in mind, i suggest we do our worst since he's not here to rule the roost (ie. ruin everyone's fun).

thus, i motion you post images of everything he wants this blog not to be. some suggestions:

• anal play

• dogs being eaten

• people having a poo

• (real) decapitations

• etc.

get on the ball, fellows; carte blanche only presents itself so often, and with the mayor of Lame City™ on holi-daze, it is now our chance to pull a few "boners".

DO NOT CAPITULATE!

Garfield hates Mondays - so should you

i think the vote should stand

Sorry but I had to post this..

20 some odd years in the rock business and these idiots come up with this?? The Lyrics are textbook S..T!!!!! ha ha ha ha.. The heart of Rock and Roll is still beating..ha ha ha.

My Giff to you:)

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SOMEBODY PUNCH ME!

i must be dweaming.

How can you be a pedophile if you are a child at heart?

You can call me Bar-bee-Que Lou ! or ......get down and bowl !

Old Dating Videos OK ladies I hope you will be able to control yourselves when you see the hot studs in this video clip. LOL!

keep on GIFF'n

Rock the rock !

GIF this

everything should be GIFF'd

Ghetto Blaster!!!!!!!!

see more Gifs

Sunday Dumper

I bet she loves this BLAWG!

not as much as the Hulk does! POWWW!

Such will be the future of Japanicus - running through the streets naked, chased by

a mob of asians,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, and one white dude watching

Beware Longcat!!

One time I was walking down the street with Monkeynuts. We were going to Swiss Chalet. Longcat appeared out of nowhere and punched Monkey in the stones. Then Longcat ran into the bushes. I called the cops.

Beware Longcat.

THE WIZZZZ!!!!!

Spiderman, Spiderman Does whatever a spider can...

Is he strong? Listen Bud He's got radioactive blood
Can he swing from a cob ? Take a look at his knob.
Hey, there! There goes the Spiderman

EYE's WIDE SHUT!!!!!!

THE POWER OF SUGGESTION by sorrell booke

does the cardboard get used even?

ROCK BEAST

wednesday ladies like das booze

Monogamy or...............posting one pitcher at a time so Americus doesn't blow a gasket

Sangwidge Time!!!

Baby Father

Hey I found this little item for your IPHONE Idiot. Now you never have to stop looking at it..

Balls to the walls

so it's friday

great week of posts fellas! to bad this isn't one of them
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in case you were wondering how it worked

daily dumper

THE SHOW MUST GO ON!!!!!

Let me Kick start YOUR heart losers!!!

The age of AQUARIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ROCK

I SHALL NOW GIVE JAPANICUS A HEART ATTACK

observe:

GET YOUR JAZZ ON, BITCHES!

SORRELL BOOKE presents

long live the mescal rite because this collective waste of skin is using up more oxygen than their arboreal brethren can produce, what with their histrionics, genuflecting and the like.

may their peyote-fueled dirtfest give them clairvoyance enough to see the free (or dead) libertarians marching down from new hampshire to blow their bong-sucking vessels to smithereens —with david suzuki leading the charge (and by suzuki, i mean me)!!

zozzzzzzzz…

let this be an open letter to Hippy Inc™, advising them to go take a long walk off a short pier.

and a bath.

Me versus Drago!

For all you dad's !!!!!!!!!!!!

He died for us

A taste of Animaish!!!!!!!!!!!!

Check it out jerks! We're screwed!!

NICK CROSS IS BACK!

The Pig Farmer from Nick Cross on Vimeo.

Japanicus - that's what she said!

Calling all JERKS!

Let's have a Jerk Meet! Saturday Jan 29th at FOUNTAIN (1261 Dundas W). THE Blog Laver will be slinging the drinks behind the bar.

CACA !!!! ROSA!!! CACA ROSA!!!! Weeeeeeeee!!!!

Grier Childers

Ball Shot

Remember?

For Prochy.. YOUR HERO"SSSSSSSSSZZZZZZ