Wednesday, July 13, 2011

beer o'clock

you know about this shit??

family embarrassment & good-time-charlie, BILLY CARTER (brother of jimmy carter) was so well known as a booze hound, that he even had a col' brew named in his (dis)honour. remarkable.

i suspect that this mantle was thrust into (created by) the spotlight for no reason other than his brother's ascent to statehood. in any case, full marks for the unique packaging. you don't see many spokesmodels bragging that they're permanently sozzled.


Tuesday, July 12, 2011

CONCEAL N' CARRY! from Everything Is Terrible! on Vimeo.

cat scratch fever

fuck that belle/mike harris shit

this guy looks like an asshole at the best of times.

but this??!

Friday, July 08, 2011

Robo A Gogo

lab coat's a nice touch.



5 minute mark really gets to the meat of the matter.



the Original Sex Robot®, people. and i'm quoting, here
"Have a Conversation or Sex – It is Up to You!"

Thursday, July 07, 2011

Tuesday, July 05, 2011

Monday, July 04, 2011

Mayoral Candidates of the Past...

Lets see where they are today.


For all the girls I've loved BEFORE:)))

Saturday, July 02, 2011

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

whippet real good

Tuesday, June 28, 2011



This guy looks like a real belly itcher.

NUMBERWANG

sometimes you get the bear...

it was either the dancing baby or this

Monday, June 27, 2011

hey gang























just stoppin' by for a little fudge. who's got the fudge this time? remember when benny, harry & wolfgang were babysitting robert & the fudge went nuts?

yeeeow! what a time.

Sunday, June 26, 2011

Comfortably Shhh....IT?

BASS in YOUR FaCe!!!!!!

What ever happened to the R-n-R Bass solo??

Saturday, June 25, 2011

Home Sweet Home

direct from sorrell booke (to me) to you!! this guy actually belongs over on our sister site inflated ego of a fuckin' asshole city. i will give him this: he's good at shooting off his mouth.




rest in peace you jerk.

Friday, June 24, 2011



Look out Sid Ceasar!

Thursday, June 23, 2011

Sunday, June 19, 2011

Saturday, June 18, 2011

REMEMBER THE ALAMO!!!!!

Glamorous Glue:))))))))))))

BAND AID!!!!!!!

Band Camp Gif - Band Camp
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MARU!!!!!

Cardboard Cat Gif - Cardboard Cat
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Friday, June 17, 2011

i hate you to death

is it humanly possible to sulk anywhere near as much as this fucking piece of musically untalented shit?

do you need a robot & floppy disk to assist you with the task? and when you get that winning combo, will you still not be in the bush league of martyrdom?

sir, i say with the utmost vigour: GO FUCK YOURSELF; you're ruining my weekend.

Thursday, June 16, 2011

a True Pant Shatter - man up bitches and live life on the EDGE !

yer LoudMouth Baby

The Animayshens!

Tuesday, June 14, 2011









Monday, June 13, 2011

a shitty post

but still a…

Saturday, June 11, 2011

a film whose time has come...

ONE STEP BEYOND!!!!!

Friday, June 10, 2011

I LOVE CATZZZZZZZZZ!!!

Thursday, June 09, 2011

Sunday, June 05, 2011

Be nice please!!!

Saturday, June 04, 2011

THAT'Z FLY GUY!!!

PRICE CHOPPERS :)))

Friday, June 03, 2011

T.G.I.F. U!!!!!

Thursday, June 02, 2011

Wednesday, June 01, 2011

whatever happened to...

How to get into a car like a pro

Tuesday, May 31, 2011



can you watch the whole thing?

Monday, May 30, 2011

Monday Monkey News



Sunday, May 29, 2011

Saturday, May 28, 2011

Thursday, May 26, 2011

QUACK ATTACK!!!!

Duck This Gif - Duck This
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SMACK ATTACK !!!

Almost Got Him Gif - Almost Got Him
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Tuesday, May 24, 2011

The Evolution of This Blog

right in the sack

Jerk Pets

Sunday, May 22, 2011

RIP Macho man....


He saved us from the rapture. Show some respect jerks!!!

Friday, May 20, 2011

be a man, jerks !

DE-FRAG FRIDAY'ZZ

DE-FRAG FRIDAY'Z

USA USA USA !!!!!!!!!!!!

Smooth Exit Gif - Smooth Exit
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Thursday, May 19, 2011

I LIKE TIGER"ZZZZZ

Underwater Tiger Gif - Underwater Tiger
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Tuesday, May 17, 2011

uNICorn, BonBons...............




Sunday, May 15, 2011

Saturday, May 14, 2011

Son of SLAM !!!

Basketball Fail Gif - Basketball Fail
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Friday, May 13, 2011

What an age we live in!

Oh, FUCK OFF.

Two things I've grown tired of, pashed together in the same images. I don't know what the fuck is going on these days, but baby boomers and middle aged nerds need to LAY THE FUCK OFF. Fine, a good band and a decent movie. That they are. I get it.

NOW HEAR THIS DOUCHECUNTS. THAT PART OF YOUR LIFE IS OVER. Find something else to worship in your hollow lives.



Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Finally!

bass in yer face

Sunday, May 08, 2011

on the subject of fitness…


sorrell booke sent me this with the following ruminations:
"Is she drunk? Is she fooling around? One thing's for sure, she's got to get a bigger bathing suit. "

i dedicate this to americus & porchy with a respectful nod to nutsalot.

Friday, May 06, 2011

don't mess around with a guy in shades ..........

BLANCO NINO!!!!

Great Catch Gif - Great Catch
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A Young JESUS JONES!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thursday, May 05, 2011

AND NOW, A REVIEW OF THE UPCOMING SHARON JONES CONCERT

Dinks of Hazzard



"We got sonic-electronic-BALLBREAKERS!!!"

WHEELS OF STEEL!!!!

Wednesday, May 04, 2011

jerk workout

Tuesday, May 03, 2011

Can a cat play the piano?

Sure, if it was left on.



Osama is Obama!!

summer is magic

Monday, May 02, 2011

so i guess all this bin laden stuff takes the focus off lay-tonne
















my guess is the leak originated with nutsalot.

Sunday, May 01, 2011

THE NEW A-TEAM :))) MY BRAIN CHILD!!!




Hi .. These are stills from my NEW WEB-movie "A-TEAM of the AIRWAYS". Follow it on Twitter :))))