The ONE & ONLY Rooster that is capable of laying eggs!
JERK CITY - PROUD SUPPORTER OF PAN AM GAMES AND ROBERT PATTISON AND ROBOCOP !!!
Friday, March 31, 2006
Wednesday, March 29, 2006
Bow down, blog f*cks!!!
Take heed jerks!!! I failed to give the blogmaster his due for adding my cute site to the links page and got duly zapped!!
It can happen to you!
Backstroke of the West
What happens when an English-speaking movie is translated to Chinese, then back again? This, that's what.
Monday, March 27, 2006
Sympathy for the Newfies
Shout out to the poor folks with no booby shirts.....nor ass pants wearin' weather.
Spring has sprung!
Ah spring! Soon we'll be able to walk up and down the avenues in our shirtsleeves and sundresses. Good times. Happy times.
Sunday, March 26, 2006
Friday, March 24, 2006
First link....
Sirs, I ask that the first link posted to Jerk City off to the right here be this one. Motion carried?
Fun with Foreigners!
'They got the same shit as we got over here, but there it's just a liiiiitle bit different...'
Example:
Example:
Now here's a picture of my cat !
Cute and full of life.I wish this bolg was
like my cat.
Re-DOOO !!!!!
Thursday, March 23, 2006
Saints preserve us!
The Laver messenged me this. Looks like he's not posting it here, but I'm not gonna rob you jerks of it.
Wednesday, March 22, 2006
Tuesday, March 21, 2006
For the New Blawg Lawnch
Picklepopper called it...I'm just bringing out to the open. Cause it sums up the new look nicely.Frickin' blog needs a soundtrack now...thanks for nothing, Uni.
ROCK THE VOTE!
Who likes the NEW blog?
It's time to vote! As a citizen of Jerk City we cannot allow the blogmaster to decide for us when we want a change! It's up to you ALL to let him know how you feel!
I HATE THE NEW LOOK! Come and walk with me fellow jerks!
The Spoiler.
It's time to vote! As a citizen of Jerk City we cannot allow the blogmaster to decide for us when we want a change! It's up to you ALL to let him know how you feel!
I HATE THE NEW LOOK! Come and walk with me fellow jerks!
The Spoiler.
Monday, March 20, 2006
Thursday, March 16, 2006
Tuesday, March 14, 2006
It's started.....
They're taking the womens. That poor sap in the background is powerless to stop hornbot.
Monday, March 13, 2006
Medical oddities......
I was reviewing my video collection this weekend and discovered of all things, the Medical Oddities! If nobody wants it, I'm ditching it. In addition to the deadly cocktail, it also contains that Asian guy with two faces.
Sunday, March 12, 2006
Wednesday, March 08, 2006
Monday, March 06, 2006
Friday, March 03, 2006
Thursday, March 02, 2006
The Cat's Meow!
Don't forget our musical minded feline friends. They also suffer for their art.
Jerks...I offer up to you the CAT PIANO.
The SPOILER.
Wednesday, March 01, 2006
Koko be-ware!
All this hi-falutin' art talk got me to thinkin about this artiste. With all that schilling, Koko's like a monkey Robert Bateman!
A painting pig !!!!!
That pig reminds me of this little guy. Congo was a great
American painter of the late fifties. His work just beat out
Warhol and Renior at an action house in London.
Pigasso
How amazing is that?! A pig painting the portrait of PM Harper.
Notice how the foreshortening gives you the illusion of the
pigs perspective?
The nice rendition of Harpers nostrils.
You can hear him breathing in this masterpiece.
His typical smirk gently hoofed in with pure magenta
and a touch of doo-doo brown. How daring!
I wish all portraits of politicians and celebrities were painted by Pigasso.
His genious stroke nails all the essential characteristics of these important people.
BRAVO!
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