Thursday, December 31, 2009

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!

Two Thousand And Ten! Another year of The BLOG! WOPOOOOWOOOZOOOTA!!

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Big Deal Dave-O. I'm famous too.



I'll sign autographs for everyone in the new year. Have patients, you'll get your turn.

http://toronto.ctv.ca/servlet/an/local/CTVNews/20091228/to_top10_091228/20091228/?hub=TorontoNewHome

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Friday, December 18, 2009

The magic of Christmas!

This 4 year old boy is like the Grinch, only drunker and a cross dresser.


click

HERE!

Wednesday, December 16, 2009









the rest of them

oh and a wookie dad jerkin it (part of the actual show):

woweee zowee happy holidays kids!






Embed

IN ALL IT'S BOOTIFUL GLORY






Tuesday, December 15, 2009

I had to post this!!! Thanks Richie Rich !!! CG"SSSSSSS IN HD"SSSS !!!



430! MEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSssss!

Sunday, December 13, 2009



429!

Saturday, December 12, 2009

Friday, December 11, 2009

my favourite is Fenta

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Are we ready for Y10K??????

Wednesday, December 09, 2009

Thunderstruck!!!!


via videosift.com

Reward for all of your hard work today!



Please note: (1000 'dragobucks' is equivalent to $0.001 USD)

Response to: "A Jerk City blog observational informational blog post from Forehead Horn the last Unicorn"


Hey guys, on SUNDAY, DECEMBER 06, 2009, I made a post entitled:

"A Jerk City blog observational informational blog post from Forehead Horn the last Unicorn'

Could you please comment more on it?


Thank you forehead.

Game of the year

World's worst airport

Addendum

YES!

Tuesday, December 08, 2009


Monday, December 07, 2009

Dadgummit!!

oops


Singing TV Host Microphone Fail - Watch more Funny Videos

almost makes me respect beatboxing...


EMBED-Worst Beatboxer Ever - Watch more free videos

Sunday, December 06, 2009

A Jerk City blog observational informational blog post from Forehead Horn the last Unicorn


"Second to none"


If you have ever sat down and thought about what this means? I mean really, what this really means? I do.

It can be interspersed in a number of ways? Right?


It doesn't make much sense if you think about it. The following is funny, and clever, and really makes you think for a change.


If you are second to none, that would mean that 'nothing' came in first place and 'you' came in second place. Therefore, you're not very good...or...shitty because you weren't even as good as nothing. This is funny because in essence, this is the opposite of what "SOCIETY" wants you to think that it means.

Next time someone says that they're second to none, inside of your head where it's quiet, laugh, and say with your brain mouth; "Sorry buddy, but I think you mean that you're 'first to all'".


For more information about Forheadhorn and my literature?

Road Trip

Friday, December 04, 2009

THE FUTURE!!!!!!!

Thursday, December 03, 2009

Wednesday, December 02, 2009

this made my day...

It's Solid Potato Salad !!

It's a finger!!!

It's fun!!!!

It's a what ???

Tuesday, December 01, 2009

somebody needs their a.ss kicked...

some new swears!

Monday, November 30, 2009

C.G.ZZZZZZZzzzzzz

Wednesday, November 25, 2009



that Nick is a real cock-head.

Visage!!!!!!!!

2 Princess Lay-a-S !!!!

DON'T!


Star Wars Facebook UPDATES

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

GJOAT !

Battle for the Greatest Jerk Of All Time.................startz NOwz!

Monday, November 23, 2009

Walkin' the Blawg!

what is better than GOTH?









Obama is art


more weird shit at this LINK

shitty blog

Friday, November 20, 2009

dragon's a jerk

Keep Cool from Z-Force! on Vimeo.

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

fake

This exactly how I reacted when I got invited by Forehead to contribute to this blog.

Monday, November 16, 2009

Press Play..

Saturday, November 14, 2009

Friday, November 13, 2009



i love this.


Forehead goes down to this every year.

The 1987 Dance Aerobics Championship - Watch more Funny Videos

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Sunday, November 08, 2009

Can we beat 429 posts?




Can we beat our year long record of 429 posts in one year, set way back in 2000'jerk'5? Type your answers on your computer board, and please, only serious responses need apply.

Saturday, November 07, 2009

Wednesday, November 04, 2009

Recess Monkeys!




finally a post that the Laver can savour!

Tuesday, November 03, 2009

We All Win On This Blog.

When Will this Blog Die?

Saturday, October 31, 2009

HALLO-WIENER.

Fun!

Thursday, October 29, 2009

Happy Hallowe'en ghouls and assholes!

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

BOO!

Monday, October 26, 2009

Totally Looks Like .com



^^CLICK THE PICTURE^^

Here's another boring post that you shouldn't waste your time looking at!

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

from the control center


working hard doing nothing, nothing but finding these gems





Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Well, someone did it.

you are all jerks

Sunday, October 18, 2009

ATTN: Sheridan College students!!


EMBED-Drunkest Guy Ever Goes for More Beer - Watch more free videos

I think all Sheridan animation students should study this. By that I mean they should all sniff a lot of glue and then go buy Coke at the Hasty Market. Good luck!

Friday, October 16, 2009

Turkey Jerks

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Good One Japan!


EMBED-Terrifying Sniper Prank on Japanese TV - Watch more free videos

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Monday, October 12, 2009



SB!

CG's!

Sunday, October 04, 2009

Hot Nuts!

Repost but totally worth it!

Friday, October 02, 2009

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

For Drago

hilarious murder

Space

lions of the sky - here's that guy

rub your kitty the right way

Tryin' ta catch me ridin' dirty

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Monday, September 28, 2009

sports jerk

Friday, September 25, 2009

Italian Spiderman!

more bottle jerks

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

talented jerk

Best game ever UPDATE

Thanks to blogspot's shitty embedding capabilities, go HERE to see the best game ever invented.


UPDATE....

NO! HHHHEEEERRREEE DUMMIES!

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

At Merlottes!

DID YOU KNOW THE FUTURE?!?!?!?!?!?!

Monday, September 21, 2009

Yup.

Saturday, September 19, 2009

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

the original is so great....



Every line this kid says is pure gold. She acts like she's the queen...and we're the sorry people.

Monday, September 14, 2009

I like this crud

brings a smile to my face

Friday, September 11, 2009

I wish EVERYTHING in life sounded like this!

Jam Wow!

Ask a crack hoe

Monday, August 31, 2009

this dad's a jerk




"I just did an hour on the gym machine. I'm sweaty and I have to shit. Where's my fannypack, this workout is over."

"You know, sometimes it's nice having you around. But now ain't one of those times. Now gimmie the remote we're not watching this bullshit."

"The dog don't like you planting stuff there. It's his backyard. If you're the only one who shits in something, you own it. Remember that."

"Love this Mrs. Dash. The bitch can make spices... Jesus, Joni (my mom) it's a joke. I was making a joke! Mrs. Dash isn't even real dammit!"

LINK: http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays

pigs is so stupid

Friday, August 28, 2009

Thursday, August 27, 2009

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Spaghett

Monday, August 24, 2009

Magical

Friday, August 21, 2009

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

self defense JC style

I guess this is the End of the blog huh?

Get it.. the end of the blog??

Saturday, August 15, 2009

BLAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWG!

Friday, August 14, 2009

another stooge...

every story has a stooge

Friday, August 07, 2009

Yoga dudezzzzz

Love in an Elevator

Thursday, August 06, 2009

Monday, August 03, 2009

just like the good old days...

Thursday, July 30, 2009

Multi Tasking!!!

Sunday, July 26, 2009

Saturday, July 25, 2009

Friday, July 24, 2009

IT'S FRIDAY!! Let's Make Party

eat this

I survived !!!


Don't worry buddy!!! Let's make are own blog. A blog just for studs like us!!

Thursday, July 23, 2009

some white dudes singing about horses