Why you looking at me?

Early Christmas Present

I LOVE YOU X_MASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

MERRY CHRISTMAS day 2..

Every day I will give a Christmas gift on this blog..
Today... Christmas music for all you believers. Crank it up DRAGO !!!

IT'S CHRISTMAS!!!

Are we gonna have a Christmas Party?????

Be-Dazzled!!!!!!!!!

KARATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

2012 Jupiter and BEYOND !!!!!!!!!!

Don't kick the baby.....

the mean machines

i'm sure it's the same the world over, but my brother sorrell booke & i derived perverse enjoyment as youths, by sending our unmanned bicycles down the hill, to disastrous conclusions. this was known as the ghost bike.

to me, however, this clip epitomizes what ghost biking is all about. really, it transcends bikes altogether. this is more like a 15 year old getting shitfaced at a party; things start out well enough, but very rapidly devolve into the kid tearing his clothes off, accosting some poor girl, and then hurtling himself, full blast, through the garage door, all the while screaming at the top of his lungs.

enjoy it, fucks.

tSoWR: OUT!

ps if changing the sound makes me one of those youtube hard-ons, then colour me purple, but i just saved you the irritation of sitting through some bombastic mountain-out-of-a-molehill narration, so fuck off.

for Porchy

PERRY MASON

an ode to jerkcity, RIP

honorary jerk nomination: fighty frye

the mean machines

i'm sure it's the same the world over, but my brother sorrell booke & i derived perverse enjoyment as youths, by sending our unmanned bicycles down the hill, to disastrous conclusions. this was known as the ghost bike.

to me, however, this clip epitomizes what ghost biking is all about. really, it transcends bikes altogether. this is more like a 15 year old getting shitfaced at a party; things start out well enough, but very rapidly devolve into the kid tearing his clothes off, accosting some poor girl, and then hurtling himself, full blast, through the garage door, all the while screaming at the top of his lungs.

enjoy it, fucks.

tSoWR: OUT!

ps if changing the sound makes me one of those youtube hard-ons, then colour me purple, but i just saved you the irritation of sitting through some bombastic mountain-out-of-a-molehill narration, so fuck off.

BIG BAD WOLF duck sauce from caviar on Vimeo.

Industrial Strength

You guys are BADASS

shout out to my main wop, americus

I like these 5 second films.. Did someone post any/? Can't remember...

I'm embarrassed for this guy..

From TSWSTOROWOR himself

for all y'all

happy thanksgiving, cunts.

COVER ME CANADA!!!!!!!!! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

MOGAJIN WINS!!!!!!!

see more Gifs

timing is everything

Look at this

j-walkin like a jerky

SOWR in disguise!

last seen at the Big 4 concert at Yankee Stadium, trying to sell fake Slayer tattoos for your pubic bone.

WORDS OF WISDOM..HA HA HA..

Don't Leave Americus

I shall take my leave of this Blog. But before I do..A few kind words from Jonny the Greek..

Yo Momma's so Nasty...

Yo mama's so big, her belly button's got an echo.
Yo mama's so big, they had to paint a stripe down her back to see if she was walking or rolling.
Yo mama's so big, she rollerskates on busses.
Yo mama's so big, she can't wear an X jacket cause helicopters kept landing on her back.
Yo mama's so big, she uses the interstate for a Slip `n Slide.
Yo mama's so big, when you climb on top of her your ears pop.
Yo mama's so big, she thought Barnum & Bailey were clothing designers.
Yo mama's so big, she whistles bass.Yo mama's so big, she uses bowling balls for earrings.
Yo mama's so big, that they had to change "One size fit's all" to "One size fits most"
Yo mama's so big, when she went to the airport and said she wanted to fly they stamped Goodyear on her and sent her out to the runway.
Yo mama's so big, when I fingered her I lost a watch and two rings!
Yo mama's so big, when she goes in the water at the beach she changes the tide.
Yo mama's so big, when she stands up the sun goes out.
Yo mama's so dirty, she has to creep up on bath water.
Yo mama's so dirty, she uses her dirty clothes as a weapon.
Yo mama's so dirty, the US Government uses her bath water for chemical weapons.
Yo mama's so greasy...
Yo mama's so greasy, she sweats Crisco.
Yo mama's so greasy, she squeezes Crisco from her hair to bake cookies.
Yo mama's so greasy, she's labeled as an ingredient in Crisco.
Yo mama's so greasy, if Crisco had a football team, she'd be the mascot.
Yo mama's so greasy, she uses bacon as a band aid.
Yo mama's so greasy, when she slid into second she ended in Detroit.
Yo mama's so greasy, Texaco buys oil from her.
Yo mama's so greasy, I buttered my popcorn with her leg hairs.
Yo mama's so greasy, her freckles slipped off.
Yo mama's so hairy...
Yo mama's so hairy, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.
Yo mama's so hairy, Bigfoot took a picture of her.
Yo mama's so hairy, when she goes to the circus the bearded lady protests against non-union workers.
Yo mama's so hairy, her armpits look like she has Don King in a headlock.
Yo mama's so hairy, she looks like a Chia pet with a sweater on.

Yo Momma's like...
Yo mama's like a birthday cake, everybody gets a piece.
Yo mama's like Burger King... Your way, right away.
Yo mama's like a squirrel, she's always got some nuts in her mouth.
Yo mama's like 7-Eleven... open all night, hot to go, and for 89 cents you can get a slurpy.
Yo mama's like Humpty Dumpty... first she gets humped, then she gets dumped.
Yo mama's like the Bermuda Triangle, they both swallow a lot of seamen.
Yo mama's like a nickel, she ain't worth a dime.
Yo mama's like a fine restaurant, she only takes deliveries in the rear.
Yo mama's like a chicken coop, cocks fly in and out all day.
Yo mama's like a streetlamp, you can find her turned on at night on any street corner.
Yo mama's like a telephone booth, open to the public, costs a quarter, and guys go in and out all day.
Yo mama's like a library, open to the public.
Yo mama's like a Chinese restaurant, $4.95 all you can eat.
Yo mama's like an ATM, open 24 hours.
Yo mama's like Discover card, she gives cash back.
Yo mama's like a basketball hoop, everybody gets a shot.
Yo mama's like a microwave, one button and she's hot.
Yo mama's like speakers, loud, ugly, lives in a box, and you can turn her up, down, on, and off.
Yo mama's like a mail box, open day and night.
Yo mama's like a bag of potato chips, "Free-To-Lay."
Yo mama's like a turtle, once she's on her back she's fucked.
Yo mama's like a championship ring, everybody puts a finger in her.
Yo mama's like a paper towel, she picks up all kinds of slimy wet stuff.
Yo mama's like a bowling ball... round, heavy, and you can fit three fingers in.
Yo mama's like a bowling ball, she always winds up in the gutter.
Yo mama's like a bowling ball, she gets picked up, fingered, thrown down the gutter, and she stil l comes back for more.
Yo mama's like cheap liquor, tastes like shit.
Yo mama's like a bus, guys climb on and off her all day long.
Yo mama's like a bubble gum machine, 5 cents a blow.
Yo mama's like Bazooka Joe, 5 cents a blow.
Yo mama's like a Christmas tree, everybody hangs balls on her.

Yo Momma's like...
Yo mama's like a door knob, everybody gets a turn.
Yo mama's like Dominoes Pizza, something for nothing.
Yo mama's like Dominoes Pizza, one call does it all.
Yo mama's like Pizza Hut, if she isn't there in 30 minutes... it's free.
Yo mama's like Sprint, 10 cents a minute anywhere in the country.
Yo mama's like a carpenter's dream, flat as a board and easy to nail.
Yo mama's like a gas station... you gotta pay before you pump.
Yo mama's like a goalie: she changes her pads after three periods.
Yo mama's like a light switch, even a little kid can turn her on.
Yo mama's like a telephone, even a 3 year old can pick her up.
Yo mama's like a postage stamp, you lick her, stick her, then send her away.
Yo mama's like a dollar bill, she gets handled all across the country.
Yo mama's like a brick, dirty, flat on both sides, and always getting laid by Mexicans.
Yo mama's like a race car driver... she burns a lot of rubbers.
Yo mama's like a railroad track, she gets laid all over the country.
Yo mama's like a screen door, after a couple of bangs she loosens up.
Yo mama's like a shotgun, one cock and she blows.
Yo mama's like a hockey player, she only showers after three periods.
Yo mama's like a Toyota, "OOooh what a feeling!"
Yo mama's like a TV, even a 2 year old could turn her on.
Yo mama's like a vacuum cleaner... a real good suck.
Yo mama's like a vacuum cleaner... she sucks, blows, and then gets laid in the closet.
Yo mama's like an ice cream cone... everyone gets a lick.
Yo mama's like a 5 foot tall basketball hoop, it ain't that hard to score.
Yo mama's like the Panama Canal, vessels full of seamen pass through her everyday.
Yo mama's like a refridgerator, everyone puts their meat in her.
Yo mama's like cake mix, 15 servings per package!
Yo mama's like an elevator, guys go up and down on her all day.
Yo mama's like a window, always open.
Yo mama's like Denny's... open 24 hours.
Yo mama's like McDonalds... Billions and Billions served.
Yo mama's like McDonalds... over 5 billion served world wide.
Yo mama's like McDonalds... What you want is what you get.
Yo mama's like mustard, she spreads easy.
Yo mama's like the Pillsbury dough boy - everybody pokes her.
Yo mama's like lettuce, 25 cents a head.
Yo mama's like a hardware store, 25 cents a screw.


Yo Momma's so Stupid...
Yo mama's so stupid, she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said `concentrate.'
Yo mama's so stupid, I put a Scratch-N'-Sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool and she drowned.
Yo mama's so stupid, I asked her do tricks for me and she wagged her tail.
Yo mama's so stupid, she has 1 toe & bought a pair of flip flops
Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put a phone up her ass and thought she was making a booty call.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put on her glasses to watch 20/20.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got stabbed in a shoot-out.
Yo mama's so stupid, she failed a survey.
Yo mama's so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.
Yo mama's so stupid, she gave birth to you.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumping out of the basement window.
Yo mama's so stupid, she needs twice as much sense to be a half-wit.
Yo mama's so stupid, she told me to meet her at the corner of "Walk" and "Don't Walk."
Yo mama's so stupid, when the computer said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the 'Any' key.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought 2pac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
Yo mama's so stupid, when I was drowning and yelled for a life saver, she said "Cherry or grape?"
Yo mama's so stupid, she sat in a tree house because she wanted to be a branch manager.
Yo mama's so stupid, when I told her to squeal like a pig, she said "Moo!"
Yo mama's so stupid, her latest invention was a glass hammer.
Yo mama's so stupid, she saw a billboard that said "Dodge Trucks" and she started ducking through traffic.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked out of a convertible car with the top down.
Yo mama's so stupid, when she threw a grenade at me I pulled the pin and threw it back.
Yo mama's so stupid, she was on the corner with a sign that said "Will eat for food."
Yo mama's so stupid, she got on an elevator and thought it was a mobile home.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked in Furniture World and slept on the floor.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got shoved in an oven and froze to death.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked in a meat locker and sweat to death.
Yo mama's so stupid, when your dad fucked her she said "Doesn't it go in my mouth?"
Yo mama's so stupid, she leaves the house for the Home Shopping Network.

Yo Momma's so Stupid...
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to put M&M's in order.
Yo mama's so stupid, she peals M&M's to make chocolate chip cookies.
Yo mama's so stupid, she threw a rock the ground and missed.
Yo mama's so stupid, her breasts are square cuz she forgot to take the Kleenex out of the box.
Yo mama's so stupid, she sat on the TV & watched the couch.
Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the store to buy a color TV and asked what colors they had.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought St. Ides was a Catholic church.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks sexual battery is something in a dildo.
Yo mama's so stupid, the first time she used a vibrator, she cracked her two front teeth.
Yo mama's so stupid, she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
Yo mama's so stupid, she was on the corner giving out potato chips yellin' "Free Lays!"
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to throw a bird off a cliff.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought menopause was a button on the VCR.
Yo mama's so stupid, when she worked at McDonald's and someone ordered small fries, she said "Hey Boss, all the small one's are gone."
Yo mama's so stupid, her shirt says TGIF- tits go in first.
Yo mama's so stupid, her shoes say TGIF- toes go in front.
Yo mama's so stupid, if brains were gas she wouldn't have enough to power a flea-mobile around th e inside of a Froot Loop.
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said they were playing craps she went and got toilet paper.
Yo mama's so stupid, when she took you to the airport and a sign said "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put a ruler on her pillow to see how long she slept.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Yo mama's so stupid, I said give me a quarterback and she gave me Dan Marino.
Yo mama's so stupid, she was locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
Yo mama's so stupid, if you gave her a penny for her intelligence you'd get change.
Yo mama's so stupid, they had to burn the school down to get her out of 3rd grade.
Yo mama's so stupid, she couldn't tell which way an elevator was going if I gave her two guesses.
Yo mama's so stupid, when her husband lost his marbles she bought him new ones.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought the internet was something you catch fish with.
Yo mama's so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to mail a letter with food stamps.
Yo mam's so stupid, she tried to drown herself in a carpool.

Yo Momma's so Stupid...
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought hamburger helper came with anotherperson.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought meow mix was a record for cats.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought she needed a token to get on soul train.
Yo mama's so stupid, she invented a solar powered flashlight.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought the board of education was a piece of wood.
Yo mama's so stupid, she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Yo mama's so stupid, she sold the car for gas money.
Yo mama's so stupid, she ran out of gas leaving Texaco.
Yo mama's so stupid, she sold the house to pay the mortgage.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project.
Yo mama's so stupid, she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut.
Yo mama's so stupid, she went to a Whalers game to see Shamu.
Yo mama's so stupid, when she saw a "Wrong Way" sign in her rearview mirror, she turned around.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought asphalt was a skin disease.Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Delt a Airlines was a sorority.
Yo mama's so stupid, when she saw the "NC-17 (Under 17 Not Admitted)" sign, she went home and got 16 friends.
Yo mama's so stupid, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon.
Yo mama's so stupid, she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.
Yo mama's so stupid, she gave your uncle a blowjob 'cause he said it'd help his unemployment.
Yo mama's so stupid, when she heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got fired from a blow-job.
Yo mama's so stupid, I saw her in the frozen food section with a fishing rod.
Yo mama's so stupid, I taught her how to do the running man and I haven't seen the bitch since.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks a sanitary belt is drinking a shot out of a clean glass.
Yo mama's so stupid, when someone said "Take the trash out," she moved.
Yo mama's so stupid, she used a vibrator for an egg beater.
Yo mama's so stupid, she wiped her ass before she took a shit.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks a 17 inch Admiral is a well hung sailor.
Yo mama's so stupid, she wemt to Dr. Dre for a pap smear.
Yo mama's so stupid, she asked you "What is the number for 911".
Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Christmas Wrap is Snoop Dogg's holiday album.
Yo mama's so stupid, she bought a video camera to record cable TV shows at home.

Yo Momma's so Stupid...
Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Trak Auto is where you get hair weaves for your car.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to drop acid but the car battery fell on her foot.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got shot running the border after seeing a Taco Bell commercial.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your telephone bill.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company.
Yo mama's so stupid, she ordered a cheese burger from McDonald's and said "Hold the cheese."
Yo mama's so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got on her knees to drink her "Nehi" peach drink.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Thiland was a men's clothing store.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.
Yo mama's so stupid, when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Yo mama's so stupid, she needed a tutor to learn how to scribble.
Yo mama's so stupid, she ordered her sushi well done.

Pencil Porn

You guys like pencils right?

Kid Visits Mark Hamil on Dagobah

TIP'Z AND TRICK'Z

Shoes too cool for you Fool!

http://www.slashfilm.com/producer-frank-marshall-teases-big-back-future-announcement/

…could be worse

a good film (for jerks)

check it out, boyz!

pussies & shit

a number of years ago, i was directed to this on the walmart site. thankfully, i took a screen shot of it, because it had been amended not 5 minutes later.

SHITTY FUCKING MUSIC

or did you even notice?

never mind the fact that the kid's helmet is ON BACKWARDS!!!

(almost) nothing compares

so today, i'm checkin' out my motherfuckin' "E-mail", and along comes this nugget straight from sorrell booke:

Ugh. Time has not been kind to her:

at first, i thought the second image was, in fact, not her. but further investigation proved me wrong. up until recently, sinéad was looking good. a little older, a little greyer,

but still every bit as beautiful as 20 years ago. and then something happened & she started putting on the pounds. just around the midsection, mind, but still, it was an indicator.

there was a brief period later in her career when she let her hair grow out a little bit (think equally damaged winona ryder fuckin' pixie bullshit) and she looked fabulous. now, not so much. now, i think we can all agree, she's just given up, and the length, coupled with packing on the pudge in every last corner of her frame, is part & parcel of the new sinéad.

or as sorrell directed me this morning,

the new anal sinéad. <--- click dis shit, turkeys!

These ladies get it done

Dubstep Remix (Featuring Porchington the Cat)

In the event that you don't have the time to spare...

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watch to the end....

Watch to the end.

super lame

Asshole Boutique® is having a sale, apparently. what self-respecting dude would wear this thing? it's lame in the first place to strut around town in an obnoxious superman outfit. period. at the fucking gymnasium, though?? what the fuck? at first, i thought this was a seven year old, judging by his scrawnier-than-thou physique, but his whiskers betray a man old enough to know when he ought to change his fuckin' duds!I

I CAN FUCKING SEE HE'S CIRCUM-BLOODY-CISED!!!

you mean THIS?

AND WE WILL *FORCE* YOU TO LISTEN TO OUR EXPERIMENTAL SOUNDS AS YOU EAT LUNCH!

Such a good clip

I love this shit

I challenge you Porchy

this post should put me back on top

For your consideration...

FUK NOO YAWLK

somebody punch this guy in the cunt

from the archives

i found this whilst rummaging through some emails of yore. from Papa B:

Drunk man fouls car seat, wipes himself with Bible

Surrey Now: Tuesday, November 3, 2009 1:02 PM

SURREY, B.C. — A man was arrested in the Vancouver suburb of Surrey after he defecated on the seat of a car, wiped himself off with a Bible and then sought refuge in a nearby police vehicle.

The 33-year-old intoxicated man was at a Halloween party Saturday night when he stumbled out the door to use another guest's car as a toilet.

The outraged partygoers began yelling at the man, who then climbed into a police vehicle, where he was bit by a service dog and then arrested.

blast from le past

keepin' it ray-alle on the dufferin blue light.

Down with the New Jerk Order !

nacho cheese come correct

4.0 star rating
7/14/2011

I don't know what it is about these motherfuckers in the gymnasiums but it's like they've never seen a nigga in a headband before.

Come on my people. I'm not a motherfucking ham sandwich lifting weights im just a motherfuckin nigga in a headband and a velour jumpsuit working on my fitness.

IF you can't focus on your regiment cos you're distracted by a fly nigga then that is not my fault.

Instead of hatin' on a nigga why don't you use me as a motivating factor. Take advantage of the fact that I'm such a beautiful distraction and work on your discipline and focus. I can make you a stronger individual mentally if you just learn to embrace me.

With that being said.

There's really no need to refine my *nearly flawless* physique but I appreciate a gym with good equipment and 'atmosphere'.

And by 'atmosphere', I'm referring to the principality of how many fly birds are workin' out vs. how many males be hating on a nigga.

Union Square Crunch has the BEST ratio of fly birds to niggas that be hating. Astor Place has the worst. Alot of niggas. Not alot of birds.

Since nacho cheese has the all-access crunch pass (you know Nacho cheese come correct) I've ranked them in order using this system.

(Ratio is FLY BIRDS : NIGGAS THAT BE HATIN ON A NIGGA)

1. Union Square Crunch
10:1 Ratio
THIS PLACE BE POPPIN' WITH THEM NYU BIRDS AND YOU KNOW NACHO CHEESE LOVES AN EDUCATED WOMAN

2. Noho Crunch
6:1 Ratio
A lot of pretentious birds in here but Nacho Cheese loves a challenge

3. E. 59th street Crunch
6:1 Ratio
NEW FACILITIES. BITCHES LOVE A NEW FACILITY.

4. Fort Greene
2:1 Ratio (Don't sleep on Fort Greene there's mad honey's in fort greene)
Facility is a little bit small but I find this intimate setting makes it easier for birds to approach me. Anything that makes it easier for a fine young woman to loosen her guard and approach Nacho Cheese is a positive aspect.

6. Astor Place Crunch
1:5 Ratio
THE LOCKER ROOMS HERE PERPETUALLY SMELL LIKE A CAB DRIVERS ASSHOLE ON AN AUGUST AFTERNOON

I do not recommend the Astor Place location due to the abundance of juiced out niggas that congregate here. The only positive is it's 24 hours so I can get my late-night fitness on.

7. 83rd Street
No ratio applicable here due to the influx of old-ass affluent white people who be getting on my damn nerves

So..
If you see Nacho Cheese 'working out' at one of these facilities and you're a fly bird by all means please do not hesitate to approach me. I got nothing against the gays but there's a plethora of gay niggas hittin on Nacho all day long so.. ladies.. feel free to approach me and do not fear the headband the velour jumpsuit or the sweet scent of Chanel Platinum exuding from my pores.

THE ACTUAL REVIEW FOR YOUR JERKY PERUSAL

activision has ruined you!

The main reason I don't play video games right here. I'd turn into this guy in four days or less. Don't believe me? Look at Porchy. Just LOOK at him.

HA HA HA!!! I LOVE WHEN THIS STUFF HAPPENS

FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS

http://www.reddit.com/r/firstworldproblems/

Films!

Shaq next to his human sized girlfriend

UNLEASH YOUR COMMENTS

oh *heck*.

this note's for you, porchy.

doin the coon jerk

spark it

how much of a fucking explanation do i need to put up for you knobs, other than to say that we should all take a page from guitarist matt pike's book, which very clearly states that we should not be ashamed of our terrestrial vessels? just look at that rock & roll ponch!

this is from sleep's seminal work Dopesmoker.

Don't Hug Me I'm Scared from This Is It on Vimeo.

Excellent work today JRKS I have been enjoying your creativity!

eat a bag of shit, americunt

a bird in the nest, asshole.

now piss off for the next month.

pipe down, drago

Postcards from the Ledge Series. Vol.1

Happy Holidaze Jerks!

who you gonna call?

Blast from the jerk past!!

Scuttles!!!

momma! blarghfarg

Key to good blogging - be topical

Take that MO-FOzzzzzz

The Prestige

what's salty and under a buck? DEER NUTS!

Trix of the Trade!!!!

Artisans and their ART

Angry Grandpa IRS Prank - Watch more Funny Videos

Happy Father's day!!!

beer o'clock

you know about this shit??

family embarrassment & good-time-charlie, BILLY CARTER (brother of jimmy carter) was so well known as a booze hound, that he even had a col' brew named in his (dis)honour. remarkable.

i suspect that this mantle was thrust into (created by) the spotlight for no reason other than his brother's ascent to statehood. in any case, full marks for the unique packaging. you don't see many spokesmodels bragging that they're permanently sozzled.

CONCEAL N' CARRY! from Everything Is Terrible! on Vimeo.

cat scratch fever

fuck that belle/mike harris shit

this guy looks like an asshole at the best of times.

but this??!

Robo A Gogo

lab coat's a nice touch.

5 minute mark really gets to the meat of the matter.

the Original Sex Robot®, people. and i'm quoting, here

"Have a Conversation or Sex – It is Up to You!"

((:Summer sun and fun :))

Mayoral Candidates of the Past...

Lets see where they are today.

For all the girls I've loved BEFORE:)))

DIal M for MY GOD!!!

whippet real good

This guy looks like a real belly itcher.

NUMBERWANG

sometimes you get the bear...

it was either the dancing baby or this

hey gang

just stoppin' by for a little fudge. who's got the fudge this time? remember when benny, harry & wolfgang were babysitting robert & the fudge went nuts?

yeeeow! what a time.

Comfortably Shhh....IT?

BASS in YOUR FaCe!!!!!!

What ever happened to the R-n-R Bass solo??

Home Sweet Home

direct from sorrell booke (to me) to you!! this guy actually belongs over on our sister site inflated ego of a fuckin' asshole city. i will give him this: he's good at shooting off his mouth.

The Fastest Shooter In The World - Watch more Funny Videos

rest in peace you jerk.

Look out Sid Ceasar!