Wednesday, June 30, 2010

do you even know what that means?

Happy Humpday!

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

(pussy) POPPIN' FRESH NEW LOOK!

thanks for catapulting this dungheap into the 201/2th century, forehead schlong. lookin' sharp (like a boiled wiener) on the bloggue tippery.

now if you can just improve the calibre of posts…


ps that wave on the left reminds me of Too Close For Comfort.

Monday, June 28, 2010

geeeee 20!

airbend this !

sorree M. Night Shamalama but................




funny pitchers

an observation

HOW IS IT that m. fucking night shyamalan, creator of such hopeless tragedies in filmmaking as lady in a shitbath, each one more offensive than the last in their banality, how is it that he, who was so universally panned for his last hunk of utter garbage… i think it was the field or the house or something, how the FUCK does he come back a number of years later, with the biggest spectacle of them all?

multimillion dollar effects, every teen idol in the book. this guy has proved his lack of worth time & again and then —HEY, PRESTO!— all of a sudden he's given so much money, he's made THE LAST FUCKING AIRBENDER??!!! the last fucking cockbender, more like, jesus CHRIST!

written, produced & directed by the tit, Himself. let's hope he doesn't also have a fucking cameo in this thing as is his wont. writ— i mean "written" by means it'll suck, because he can't write. he got lucky with 6th sense; it's been downhill from there. produced by: now this makes sense. it's the only reason for the unrestrained shyamalan experience in the first place, thought i still can't figure out how he hoodwinked people into giving him money again. directed by: i won't even bother with, since it's it's nothing more than celluloid masturbation for him.

type in "i hate m. night shyamalan" and see for yourself how many fucking sites come up.

i've got an idea for his next masterpiece. it's called "why m. night shyamalan should never been given another cent when there are so many other people out there who can actually tell a story".
GO FUCK YOURSELF, BUB!



Sunday, June 27, 2010



sorry i missed the waffles RapeWifer.

Thursday, June 24, 2010

PISS CLAM'ZZZ

MASTER BLASTER 2

IN!!!

OUT!















sorry, italicus.

hi friends





set forth your intention!

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

non-porno porn


i'm trying to keep FH's bloggue prono-proof, but methinks we can all agree BAT PUSSY deserves a tip o' the hat. dubbed "the worst adult film in history", bat pussy will put you to sleep. you are about to watch five minutes— imagine an hour.

one could go on endlessly, but to what effect? there's a smashing revue here, though:
http://www.guttersnipenews.com/2009/05/12/bat-pussy-movie-reviews-dvd/



"PITY THE POOR WRETCH WHO DESIRES MASTURBATION BUT RENTS BAT PUSSY"
--Jean-Paul Sartre."

a special thanks to Sorrell Booke for bringing this to my ATTEEENNNNN-SHUN!!

blow me down!

this is how it is DONE! master & commander! in fact…






















MASTERBLASTER!























at first, i thought this girl was too legit to quit. but i think there's a maxi pad creeping out of her front bum.






















save our souls, president obama the communist.


who likes to party?

DANZIG LIKES TO PARTY!


danzig is so fucking badass, but he's also a complete cunt. props, though, for their toronto (and presumably every tour location's) rider: "Please provide the following: ten girls between the age of 18 to 24. Must have high school diploma and general knowledge of politics, religion and sports and live not more than a five-dollar cab ride from the venue."

danzig's video for "she rides" is grade-A, especially when it hits 3:30. that trash bag with no ass has the consummate skank look down cold. and i'll be she has a smelly bum. also, chuck biscuits gets #1 hardcore drummer award. style +++
http://www.clipzik.com/danzig/she-rides.html

TAIL-TOUCH!









look out belooooowwwwwwwww!!!!!

I like Madame Googoo. She's like Lou Costello.




I don't have a wii. Is this how you're supposed to do it?


Mom Plays Rockband Naked - Watch more Funny Videos

Stop this Japan!

i love this blog

the ceiling's melting, where's my fuckin OJ?

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

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weirdness

Monday, June 21, 2010



CLICK THE LINK DUMMY

Saturday, June 19, 2010

Happy jerkday Drago! this is the next level shit!




















































Thursday, June 17, 2010

Another Classico!!!

une classique

PLAY STATION!!!!!!!



example of he-motions in action

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

i want this to happen



I love you guys

precious tells it like it is

night of the living baseheads

AUG has been moonlighting again. unfortunately.

Set It Up With Gel & A Wave, people



tWR 1990s

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

lil' rascal


the lure


forehead horn, your all-too-effective cunning to attract young ladies to your freaky forum has gone far enough! disgusted, i call you out for the PERVERT YOU IS!

Monday, June 14, 2010

VIVA ITALIA !!!!!! CAMPIONI DEL MONDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

These arent the Ralph's you are looking for!!!!!!!!!







but this is ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, mucho - MUCHACHO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I want to see this one.

Dont Look now but.....................






more shidzzz