Friday, July 30, 2010

Thursday, July 29, 2010



Holy Shit I'm glad the World Cup is over.

This one goes out to The Supporter of Women's Rights!

Dog of the Week

Do you think she's still living in that house?

one lump or two?








the tea-bagger's tea bag.

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Thanx for sending me this!!!!!!!!

Friday, July 23, 2010

Thursday, July 22, 2010

Retro post






i admit the big dong elephant and the horny unicorn tattoo were pretty nice

but really havent we seen Mr Fancy somewheres before?




what ever happened to Messy Wiper? now that was one funny jerk
remember how he stirred up the shitpot?


on to other news

NSFW

Bros

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

KICK AXE!!!!!

Orange Owl's

puppy of the week

Welcome to puppy of the week, where we find the jerkiest dogs on the interzones. First up, this little fucker whom I'd like to punch in the neck.

Monday, July 19, 2010

Sunday, July 18, 2010

monday rocks

epic animation and epic rock

Saturday, July 17, 2010

do you have what it takes?




…i thought not.


i did this with 2 bread bags.


i wish i had some part in this.

Friday, July 16, 2010


need i say more?

what's for dinner (friday chillaxin' version)

step 1: go shoppin'













(saggy back-tits optional)

step 2: cook up a storm





















step 3: bon appétit!



apparently being mayor of jerk city means you're supposed to contribute as infrequently as possible




















doubtless this has been posted before, since forehead horn is such a lame ass.


















well buddy, here's what i think of your mayoral DICTATORSHIP! time to start taking your job seriously. as seriously as an elephant with a massive, circumcised schlong, can you DIG IT?

TGIF, BITCHES!























casual friday, gents! live it up a little.

sorrell booke's dad recommends:

i received this in an email entitled "bad case of the mondays" with body copy that read simply "i'm guessing 'annoyed' "


just last week, hans hypothesized that our very own blog laver was, quote, having 'a day'. i cannot say whether this gentleman is a jerk, necessarily, but without question, he has been similarly afflicted by "a day."


beware, contributors: do not let the stresses of work get the better of you!



Office Worker Goes Absolutely Insane - Watch more Funny Videos

Thursday, July 15, 2010



don't you mess with these Jerks! don't do it!

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Forget me Not

glad (ungulate) tidings

the shat

I like apple juice more

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

You Jerks



I like apple juice

YO FUDGIE !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Monday, July 12, 2010



Nasty!

Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn't Fucking Work

It's been a lovely blog day....

...but I think it's time for all the little jerks to go to bed. Nigh-night.

the biggest jerk of them all

RIP harvey pekar


full explanation in MAN ART comments
























sorrell booke recommends



tense.

Sunday, July 11, 2010

MAN ART

I see one of our contributors has been doing some freelance on the side. I won't name names but I think there is only one 3d artist among us who could pull this off. Nice work buddy.





There is so much more to share but I don't want you guys to blow your collective loads all at once.

Friday, July 09, 2010



gosh, i sure hope Horefed Horn likes this post!


sure are some GT's to be had in the land of free. keep on rockin' in the free world jerks!

Thursday, July 08, 2010

Not enough porn on the blog

classic jerk jive

Wednesday, July 07, 2010

PISS Pingu PISS!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, July 06, 2010

SodaJerk





this one's for you, porchy.


videos of people getting hurt make me cringe, but he seems to recover moderately well.

"Doppelganger," a poem























O' long lost twin, where is it you hide?
In a Rose Bush?
In a Change Room at the Coalition for Women's Equality?
Your vacuous gaze haunts my dreams.

When will I meet……… my Other Half?

Monday, July 05, 2010

don't be shy


well, well, well… looks like someone set up a little quiz for you to take. how do you measure up, squares?



TAKE IT, TURKEY!


What does it meeeean?!?

Porchy's Triumphant Return!!

Drum roll please....


Double Front Flip Beach Faceplant - Watch more Funny Videos

Sunday, July 04, 2010



this guy has some good tips.

Round 'Em Up!

how Jerk it is

now, gents…

a lot of you know my affinity for SHARK ATTACK TROIS: MEGALODON
you can actually watch the whole thing on youtube, though, i don't know why you'd want to. but i've just discovered a new (?) hunk of shit, MEGA SHARK VS. GIANT OCTOPUS.
now, tiffany, we all know, was in that MEGA PIRANHA flick. but in a twist of laughable garbage, debbie —pardon me— deborah gibson is in MEGA SHARK. as a youth, i hated her fucking song, but now i just hate her. and somehow, these junk films have catapulted both of them into the nudie lens. it all makes sense, now.



mile high club

guys— let's be serious for a second. i loves me the GIFs, there's no denying it. but drago, you'll be pleased to know that the site where i got this had recent nudes of both tiffany and debbie gibson.

two women whom i detest both clothed and naked.

DON'T FUCK WITH SHARKS!!!

Thursday, July 01, 2010

I am so HOT for this blaaag!



ATTENTION DADS, UNCLES, GRANDFATHERS, ETC.

unless i can accomplish this:






















then i leave it up to those of you with boys to do this:

Oh Happy Day!

future styles

so sorry HornHead

Joachim Löw Eat Dirt Nose.

I miss you Porchy.

Relax, effers!