Thanks jerks!!!

For helping my try to hold this shit blog together. Good work.

Azmodiar the later years...

Jerk Squirt

Hey look!

The long lost Azmodiar child hood tapes!!!

Forehead, we hardly knew ye.......

Come back to the new and improved blog! All is forgiven!!!

LINUX!

Linux sucks. i have all sorts of fantastic pics to post but it won't let me. suck rocks Mayor McCheese.

Complete and utter mew-hem!!

I sure hope the blog gods consider this an adequate post to keep me around! I'd hate not to be able to contribute to this cool blog!!!

Eat it hacks.

HOFF!

Platinum Jerks

Here's to the start of many a good post

Bringing back the blog...

The people of Jerk City have spoken, and I, Forehead (leader and mayor of Jerk City), have responded with swiftness. With a pearl coloured beam shooting from my horn, I denounce Cockwalker and Jake!!! They are no longer allowed within the Jerk City city lines, stay in Pussy Ville where you belong you jerks. Let this be a lesson to any other so called 'jerks'.

Is there anyone that anybody would like to nominate as new memebrs? We need some fresh blood.

So what next you ask? Well, Jerk City does definitely need a pick me up, so...starting tomorrow, all remaining jerks need to post at least one post a day or it's over for you...simple as that! This is serious.

Signing out, and answering your prayers and wishes, your great leader...


Forehead Horn: The Last Unicorn

All hail the unicorn!!!

Stranglers!!

Watch these guys give it there all !!!

Save Jerk City!

This blog is fu.cked. We need some drastic measures. I propose that we vote 2 citizens out of Jerk City. Then we can add 2 fine new citizens who might 'zaz' this sorry blog up a bit. I'll get the ball rolling by suggesting we get rid of Jake (1 post ever) and Cockwalker (no posts ever) lets kick there lazy asses over the town line! Save Jerk City! Rock the Vote!

This is What Happens...

...when you live in Jerk City.

T.V. posts

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