Thursday, September 30, 2010


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As far as being a jerk goes, this lady really is "a cut above."
Posted by Brian Coughlan at 2:06 a.m. 4 comments

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

HOLY SHIT




We hit a new post record and it's only September!!!!


Congrats Jerk holes!
Posted by Forehead Horn the Last Unicorn at 4:45 p.m. 4 comments

Cutting Edge of Techmology!

Posted by Dragovail - Level 18 Dragosaur at 4:33 p.m. 4 comments

Anybody In!?

Posted by Dragovail - Level 18 Dragosaur at 2:08 p.m. 5 comments

Monday, September 27, 2010

Posted by Porchy Von Porchington at 11:33 p.m. 2 comments

INCREDIBLE ANIMACH!!!!

Behold the magic of 3Ds fools.

Posted by glockenspiel at 9:39 a.m. 2 comments

Saturday, September 25, 2010



"with or at" you say? i dunno...
Posted by Brian Coughlan at 1:32 p.m. 4 comments

Killin' it!

Posted by Brian Coughlan at 1:28 p.m. 4 comments
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Friday, September 24, 2010

Posted by Dragovail - Level 18 Dragosaur at 1:20 p.m. 3 comments

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Mumblez

Posted by Porchy Von Porchington at 9:29 p.m. 2 comments

Board BLAST!!!!

Posted by Americus at 7:06 a.m. 3 comments

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

hi


Posted by Sir King-Kong-Monkey-Nuts-a-Lot at 6:35 p.m. 1 comments
Posted by Dragovail - Level 18 Dragosaur at 10:02 a.m. 2 comments

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Monkey nuts? SOWR?





Where are these idiots? Should I use my horn power and banish them from Jerk City? What say you jerks. These guys are duds.
Posted by Forehead Horn the Last Unicorn at 11:17 p.m. 3 comments

Monday, September 20, 2010

Sleep with one eye open.

Posted by Porchy Von Porchington at 7:29 p.m. 3 comments

Stand aside Lenny Bruce!!

Posted by Porchy Von Porchington at 7:11 p.m. 3 comments

DOUBLE WIPE

Posted by glockenspiel at 3:47 p.m. 2 comments
Posted by Dragovail - Level 18 Dragosaur at 1:59 p.m. 4 comments

Saturday, September 18, 2010

Posted by Dragovail - Level 18 Dragosaur at 5:54 p.m. 2 comments

Friday, September 17, 2010

PARRY GRIPP MUTHER-EFFERS!!!!!!

Posted by Porchy Von Porchington at 7:34 p.m. 2 comments

Get out of my ROOM!!!

Posted by Americus at 10:42 a.m. 1 comments

Thursday, September 16, 2010

Introducing, Jerk City daycare!

Posted by Forehead Horn the Last Unicorn at 10:46 a.m. 1 comments

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

Watch your asses Jerks!

Posted by Brian Coughlan at 10:07 a.m. 4 comments

Lost weekend....

Posted by Americus at 8:32 a.m. 2 comments

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Posted by Forehead Horn the Last Unicorn at 9:24 a.m. 3 comments

Saturday, September 11, 2010

BOYZ HOUSE!

Posted by Forehead Horn the Last Unicorn at 3:14 p.m. 3 comments

September 11th

Hello everyone.


We have a lot of laffs here at Jerk City, but there are times when we really need to stand back, be serious, and realize that there are more important things in this world than blogging. As many laffs as we have, we must never forgot our past. And so I wanted to take a moment to recognize a horrible horrible incident that happened many years ago on this very date, September the 11th.


HAPPY HANS WAS BORN!


Happy Birthday Happy Hans, from all the jerks at Jerk City!!!
Posted by Forehead Horn the Last Unicorn at 2:52 p.m. 3 comments

POLL WINNER: Congrats Over Easy!





I would like to give a congrats to OVER EASY for winning the poll hands down! Those beloved chicken babies sure are delicious in our mouths! Stay tuned for the next poll folks!
Posted by Forehead Horn the Last Unicorn at 2:48 p.m. 4 comments

Friday, September 10, 2010

THE ENTIRE INTERNET IN ONE VIDEO!!!

Cache Rules Everything Around Me from Evan Roth on Vimeo.

Posted by Forehead Horn the Last Unicorn at 1:28 p.m. 1 comments

SWordzzz

Posted by Americus at 11:44 a.m. 3 comments

Here's the original, dinkus

Posted by Forehead Horn the Last Unicorn at 10:55 a.m. 2 comments

PROMO!!

Posted by Americus at 10:19 a.m. 0 comments
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JERK CITY "By the numbers!"

Here are some TRUE and interesting Jerk City FACTS!


3 people have stumbled upon our beloved blog using the following search term:

"balla powder walmart"


3 people have stumbled upon our beloved blog using the following search term:

"ahh the french champagne"


7 people have stumbled upon our beloved blog using the following search term:

"jizzard"



The most page views for a single post from May to September 2010 is "Jizzard the Jizz wizard" with 100 page views.

There have been a total of 4830 page views from May to September 2010

Here are the number of Jerk City page views by country from May to September 2010:

Canada
2,135
United States
1,569
United Kingdom
205
Luxembourg
94
Germany
80
Australia
78
Mexico
27
Netherlands
26
Poland
25
Thailand
21
Posted by Forehead Horn the Last Unicorn at 12:16 a.m. 5 comments

Thursday, September 09, 2010

Posted by Forehead Horn the Last Unicorn at 11:36 a.m. 2 comments

Wednesday, September 08, 2010




I've heard of balls to the face but COME ON!
Posted by Forehead Horn the Last Unicorn at 3:33 p.m. 6 comments

Tuesday, September 07, 2010

Posted by Brian Coughlan at 6:39 p.m. 1 comments
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Sunday, September 05, 2010

I just released a new single!

Posted by Forehead Horn the Last Unicorn at 10:20 a.m. 2 comments

Saturday, September 04, 2010

Posted by Forehead Horn the Last Unicorn at 12:03 a.m. 2 comments



Make sure you're not standing by anyone that you don't want to punch when you watch this.
Posted by Forehead Horn the Last Unicorn at 12:02 a.m. 3 comments

Thursday, September 02, 2010

Take that Lockport Gambino Ford!!!!

Posted by Americus at 4:23 p.m. 2 comments

Wednesday, September 01, 2010

G.T'ZZZ on the C.G.ZZZZZZZ!!!!!

Posted by Americus at 4:41 p.m. 2 comments
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