Thursday, March 31, 2011

Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough
















aannnddddd, discuss.


working (out) for the weekend


there can be no doubt that i vigourously employ this same, deft technique —most notably since mrs. tSoWR is always away— and yet, i have seen scant evidence to suggest i am on the same path to being furnished with as well appointed a(n) physique.


discuss.

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

IPAD A POP !!!!!!

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

For the Love of Porchy

this reminds me of that time that Porchy and I dressed up like Teletubbies and slapped aroudn some kids




Fill 'er up!




I am going to keep on postin' crap until i fill this stinkhole up!

Jizzard the Jizz wizard?

vote for the best and screw the horn best banner almost ever

Who Jealous ? Me ?

i guess old mayor mcdick has gone on VAYCAYSHUNS again so here is a little blast from the past from the CHADtastic days


Monday, March 28, 2011

Tugger






In response to the upcoming election I offer you some praise for Jack Layton man of many disguises and opposition of all that will help us


I present to you some images found on the interweb under the search title

"jack layton ass face" "jack layton jerk hole"

and "jack layton is cool"




sorry Laver your team has now been officially cursed for 8 years, like breaking a mirror plus one when peckerhead put on this jersey



this is just some photo i found to show japanicus that not all naked asians are sexy



a picture of JACK when he was in that movie playing jarjar binks


It took him 12 years but in 1982 Layton finally got elected to Toronto City Council. As a councilor Jack would achieve nothing but oppose anything that could help the city. His opposition to development, the Summer Olympics and the Skydome achieved nothing but adding red tape and sending the 1996 Olympics to Atlanta. While on City Council, Layton met and fell in love with the ethnic political connections of Olivia Chow. They would marry and get close to the working class by living in subsidized housing while earning $120000 a year. They were criticized but cleared of any wrong doing. They subsequently moved out but it had nothing to do with the fact that they were hypocrites



just a shot of jack looking cool and winning the nerd vote








a picture of some guys and their dongs





this is a real trailer.

tell it like it is!










here we stand, arseholes.

here we stand, on guard for thee, thumbs up our collective rossers with a blog on its deathbed in an auditorium waiting to pull the plug on the whole shitteree.


personnel have come & gone; some no longer give a toss (a-hem, fuckhead horn); and still others have begun posting videos of the accursed flemish, singing arias that would well have mozart himself rolling in his grave.


friends, with the election close at hand, and leaders appealing to the public, i'd like to call on the gallery to offer some insight that can, per chance, help up help us resurrect this cadaver of a blog. i think it behooves us all as participants (whether we want to be or not, because lord fucking knows, some of us have better things to do. yeah, you fucking heard me, fuckhead horn, i'm talkin' shit!!!) to strive a little harder to maintain the quality [sic] of this wilted enterprise.


if we can isolate the nuggets, chums, a gold rush is sure to follow. THUS, i put it to you, aaa bilks, what is your favourite post of this year? or the previous year? or for as long as you've been following the literary equivalent of archie's jalopy?


help save jerk city. a dream can survive the ebb & flood only if the commodore's sextant is set to: DAZZLE!


Sunday, March 27, 2011



Nancy Grace is a real jerk.

Friday, March 25, 2011

hey fartknocker check it out !


Wednesday, March 23, 2011

A new JC poll!!!!

Since Forehead can't be bothered to give us a new poll, I ask you...



...which jerk does this most remind you of?

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

In other news

Sunday, March 20, 2011

IN GIFF WE TRUST!!!!!

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Friday, March 18, 2011



I've seen this several times, and against my better judgment, I've decided to post it. I find it charming and terrible.

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Nut Fail on the Porch

Jerk slam

Beach Bum Bingo




Tuesday, March 15, 2011

CG's !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this blog on roids

Monday, March 14, 2011

O' Drago


will this not mend your broken heart? jerk city has not passed; we need merely wait until easter for its resurrection (christ-as-zombie), whereupon, you will feel your spirits lifted and find a spring in your step.

and possibly a boner.


more balls

Friday, March 11, 2011

you don't have balls.

he has balls.

Wednesday, March 09, 2011

Where RAMEN.. Where RAMEN!! I hope you like Ramen too!!!


This blog is Dying a slow agonizing death.

Tuesday, March 08, 2011



I like this more than I should.

Saturday, March 05, 2011

Gowan's Masterpiece


Try to get through to the end. This really happened.

Friday, March 04, 2011

wiggidy-whack y'all!



I bet she was listening to Gypsy Kings.

Thursday, March 03, 2011

GIFF's A GonNA GeT yA !!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Tuesday, March 01, 2011