JERK CITY

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

wait until you see the MONEY SHOT!!!

SUPERMAN IV JERKS

Y'ever see a Jerk build a Jerk? Check out this rare out take from Superman IV.

- Forehead Horn - ruler, Jerk City

Monday, April 28, 2008

Buy high, sell low!

It's back everybody!! After a long illness, Jerk City has re-entered the blogosphere. Happy blogging!!

Wednesday, February 07, 2007

The Classical Treatment For Migrane

Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Testing ....

Here's a still from a test of the giant Astro Tit's Nasa is planning to send into outer space. Tit's to infinity and BEYOND!!! Za za.. zoom!!!

Friendly fire...

These two guys could have been Mark and Roja. Not sure which one's which though.

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Tuesday, January 02, 2007

Saturday, December 16, 2006

Thursday, December 14, 2006

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Monday, December 11, 2006

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Friday, November 24, 2006

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Monday, November 13, 2006

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

fire!

Sunday, October 29, 2006

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

I guess it's just me and you monkey nuts...

...all the other jerks are chumps. Anyways, here's a clip from when you're family used to travel as a rock 'n' roll band.

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Monday, October 02, 2006

JERK CITY EXCLUSIVE!!!

CHECK IT OUT! Unreleased footage of Venom from Spiderman 3!!!

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Thanks jerks!!!

For helping my try to hold this shit blog together. Good work.

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Monday, September 25, 2006

Hey look!

The long lost Azmodiar child hood tapes!!!

Friday, September 22, 2006

Forehead, we hardly knew ye.......

Come back to the new and improved blog! All is forgiven!!!

LINUX!

Linux sucks. i have all sorts of fantastic pics to post but it won't let me. suck rocks Mayor McCheese.

Thursday, September 21, 2006

Complete and utter mew-hem!!

I sure hope the blog gods consider this an adequate post to keep me around! I'd hate not to be able to contribute to this cool blog!!!

Eat it hacks.

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Here's to the start of many a good post

The people of Jerk City have spoken, and I, Forehead (leader and mayor of Jerk City), have responded with swiftness. With a pearl coloured beam shooting from my horn, I denounce Cockwalker and Jake!!! They are no longer allowed within the Jerk City city lines, stay in Pussy Ville where you belong you jerks. Let this be a lesson to any other so called 'jerks'.

Is there anyone that anybody would like to nominate as new memebrs? We need some fresh blood.

So what next you ask? Well, Jerk City does definitely need a pick me up, so...starting tomorrow, all remaining jerks need to post at least one post a day or it's over for you...simple as that! This is serious.

Signing out, and answering your prayers and wishes, your great leader...

Forehead Horn: The Last Unicorn

All hail the unicorn!!!

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Stranglers!!

Watch these guys give it there all !!!

Monday, September 18, 2006

Save Jerk City!

This blog is fu.cked. We need some drastic measures. I propose that we vote 2 citizens out of Jerk City. Then we can add 2 fine new citizens who might 'zaz' this sorry blog up a bit. I'll get the ball rolling by suggesting we get rid of Jake (1 post ever) and Cockwalker (no posts ever) lets kick there lazy asses over the town line! Save Jerk City! Rock the Vote!