One time I was walking down the street with Monkeynuts. We were going to Swiss Chalet. Longcat appeared out of nowhere and punched Monkey in the stones. Then Longcat ran into the bushes. I called the cops.
long live the mescal rite because this collective waste of skin is using up more oxygen than their arboreal brethren can produce, what with their histrionics, genuflecting and the like.
may their peyote-fueled dirtfest give them clairvoyance enough to see the free (or dead) libertarians marching down from new hampshire to blow their bong-sucking vessels to smithereens —with david suzuki leading the charge (and by suzuki, i mean me)!!
zozzzzzzzz…
let this be an open letter to Hippy Inc™, advising them to go take a long walk off a short pier.