JERK CITY - PROUD SUPPORTER OF PAN AM GAMES AND ROBERT PATTISON AND ROBOCOP !!!
Tuesday, July 06, 2010
this one's for you, porchy.
videos of people getting hurt make me cringe, but he seems to recover moderately well.
"Doppelganger," a poem
O' long lost twin, where is it you hide?
In a Rose Bush?
In a Change Room at the Coalition for Women's Equality?
Your vacuous gaze haunts my dreams.
When will I meet……… my Other Half?
Monday, July 05, 2010
Sunday, July 04, 2010
now, gents…
a lot of you know my affinity for SHARK ATTACK TROIS: MEGALODON
you can actually watch the whole thing on youtube, though, i don't know why you'd want to. but i've just discovered a new (?) hunk of shit, MEGA SHARK VS. GIANT OCTOPUS.
now, tiffany, we all know, was in that MEGA PIRANHA flick. but in a twist of laughable garbage, debbie —pardon me— deborah gibson is in MEGA SHARK. as a youth, i hated her fucking song, but now i just hate her. and somehow, these junk films have catapulted both of them into the nudie lens. it all makes sense, now.
mile high club
guys— let's be serious for a second. i loves me the GIFs, there's no denying it. but drago, you'll be pleased to know that the site where i got this had recent nudes of both tiffany and debbie gibson.
two women whom i detest both clothed and naked.
DON'T FUCK WITH SHARKS!!!
Thursday, July 01, 2010
ATTENTION DADS, UNCLES, GRANDFATHERS, ETC.
unless i can accomplish this:
then i leave it up to those of you with boys to do this:
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