JERK CITY - PROUD SUPPORTER OF PAN AM GAMES AND ROBERT PATTISON AND ROBOCOP !!!
Wednesday, December 31, 2008
Tuesday, December 30, 2008
Monday, December 29, 2008
MonkeyNuts - the sequel
After a very long time spent in exile i am back
thanks for bringing back the goodness, may your horn ever shine and be polished to perfection
Sunday, December 28, 2008
Thursday, December 25, 2008
You oughtta know Christmas edition!!!
Merry Christmas Jerks!
Hope you're having a good one!
It's Forehead here back again with another classic "You Oughtta know", but this time it's HOLIDAY THEMED! So here we go!
"You have egg on your face"
I often ponder many things while my horn is being polished and I am always wondering where certain human sayings came from. I must say that, "you have egg on your face" is one of my favourites!
It was a person who first said this years ago. According to legend, what happened was, this person was eating eggs (probably at breakfast), and it turned out that this person was a sloppy eater (probably even a messy wiper ha ha). You see, this person got some egg on his or her cheeks and lips. When someone else looking upon this person looked at this person, he or she said "you have egg on your face", and ever since then when someone has egg on their face, people say "you have egg on your face."
Merry Christmas!!!
Forehead Horn
Wednesday, December 24, 2008
Joy to the Blog!
I hope Santa brings you plenty of Asian children with UFO hats, and many many more fruitcake muffins.
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
Sunday, December 21, 2008
Saturday, December 20, 2008
"Christmas" Z.O.M.B.I.E.S
The limited edition "Christmas" zombie is the first of the zillions of mutated bodies infecting everyone! These human zombies are 6'2" tall, limited to 50 numbered pieces, and have not yet sold out! Buy four sets of Z.O.M.B.I.E.s and receive a free set of Z.O.M.B.I.E. Series 1 Christmas Cards!
Friday, December 19, 2008
Fan post!
This is a post from Jerk City super fan Smasha!
It's a Merry Christmas post!
Check it out...it's festive, and disturbing!!!
Thursday, December 18, 2008
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
Sunday, December 14, 2008
Saturday, December 13, 2008
Friday, December 12, 2008
Thursday, December 11, 2008
This one's for Porchy
Do you remember Commodore Nutt?
The civil war hero that stole the wife of General Tom Thumb.
Poor General Thumb was out ranked as she was lured by the big brass on his tiny frame.
I like the wrestlers allot.
That's Yumi Fakawa.
This match is Apple Miyuki vs. Yuu Yamagata
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_d1yQhJf_2U
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
Tuesday, December 09, 2008
Monday, December 08, 2008
YIKES!
Watch till the end...
http://www.yourdailymedia.com/media/1228743543/Girls_Kick_Leads_to_Unexpected_Ending
http://www.yourdailymedia.com/media/1228743543/Girls_Kick_Leads_to_Unexpected_Ending
Sunday, December 07, 2008
Saturday, December 06, 2008
Thursday, December 04, 2008
Wednesday, December 03, 2008
Monday, December 01, 2008
Thursday, November 27, 2008
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
Monday, November 24, 2008
Sunday, November 23, 2008
Thursday, November 20, 2008
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
Monday, November 17, 2008
Sunday, November 16, 2008
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
This weeks 'Did you know?'
Did you know, that Ukrainian prime minister, Yulia Tymoshenko is a total milf?
Wednesday, November 05, 2008
Tuesday, November 04, 2008
Monday, November 03, 2008
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
Monday, October 27, 2008
Saturday, October 25, 2008
Friday, October 24, 2008
Thursday, October 23, 2008
My favourite Simpson's episode
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Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Saturday, October 18, 2008
Thursday, October 16, 2008
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