Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

I'm gonna strip yer guts with my Wunder Boner the next time we go "Camping".

Monday, December 29, 2008

MonkeyNuts - the sequel

After a very long time spent in exile i am back

thanks for bringing back the goodness, may your horn ever shine and be polished to perfection

Sunday, December 28, 2008

Thursday, December 25, 2008

You oughtta know Christmas edition!!!

Merry Christmas Jerks!

Hope you're having a good one!

It's Forehead here back again with another classic "You Oughtta know", but this time it's HOLIDAY THEMED! So here we go!

"You have egg on your face"

I often ponder many things while my horn is being polished and I am always wondering where certain human sayings came from. I must say that, "you have egg on your face" is one of my favourites!

It was a person who first said this years ago. According to legend, what happened was, this person was eating eggs (probably at breakfast), and it turned out that this person was a sloppy eater (probably even a messy wiper ha ha). You see, this person got some egg on his or her cheeks and lips. When someone else looking upon this person looked at this person, he or she said "you have egg on your face", and ever since then when someone has egg on their face, people say "you have egg on your face."

Merry Christmas!!!

Forehead Horn

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Joy to the Blog!

I hope Santa brings you plenty of Asian children with UFO hats, and many many more fruitcake muffins.

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Starter

(via weird dude energy)

Sunday, December 21, 2008

Merry Christmas my jerks...

Click

HERE!

AND select "watch in high quality" beneath the player!!!

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Season Greeting

Saturday, December 20, 2008

"Christmas" Z.O.M.B.I.E.S

The limited edition "Christmas" zombie is the first of the zillions of mutated bodies infecting everyone! These human zombies are 6'2" tall, limited to 50 numbered pieces, and have not yet sold out! Buy four sets of Z.O.M.B.I.E.s and receive a free set of Z.O.M.B.I.E. Series 1 Christmas Cards!

Friday, December 19, 2008

ARt smart

ENTER SANDMAN!!!

Fan post!

This is a post from Jerk City super fan Smasha!

It's a Merry Christmas post!

Check it out...it's festive, and disturbing!!!

ROCK ART ATTACK !!!

Do you like the art I found?

Fine art

ART!!!

Art Attack!!

At Close Range!!!

I'm having an Art Attack!!!

pretty? gross?

Thursday, December 18, 2008

SNOWMEGEDDON!!!

Bundle Up Jerks!

via Rad Dudes

Speaking of Blog's from the past.....

Here's two of the all time favorite's.

Happy X-mass Pals...

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Happy Christmas Everyone!

9 more Blogging days until X-mass

Good luck in the future. Say a prayer.

Monday, December 15, 2008

Sunday, December 14, 2008

Judgment Day

Saturday, December 13, 2008

whoops....no harm done

silent movie Star Wars

Say what you will, but I think this is great.

Friday, December 12, 2008

Although the pictures of these broken possessions are horrible, it makes us realize how quickly our beloved posessions can be taken from us. Remember you should buy enough possessions to cover the costs of replacing broken possessions.

It has come full circle....

The blog is the best it's ever been!! Excellent blogging gentlemen!

Well I guess that if for Americus...

Thanks for letting me blog...

I got up with this song in my head

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WL_svZmiGWw&feature=related

Corey Haim

Jagr...is never ending...

Thursday, December 11, 2008

This one's for Porchy

Do you remember Commodore Nutt?

The civil war hero that stole the wife of General Tom Thumb.

Poor General Thumb was out ranked as she was lured by the big brass on his tiny frame.