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Big Deal Dave-O. I'm famous too.
I'll sign autographs for everyone in the new year. Have patients, you'll get your turn.
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Response to: "A Jerk City blog observational informational blog post from Forehead Horn the last Unicorn"
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Monday, December 07, 2009
Sunday, December 06, 2009
A Jerk City blog observational informational blog post from Forehead Horn the last Unicorn
"Second to none"
If you have ever sat down and thought about what this means? I mean really, what this really means? I do.
It can be interspersed in a number of ways? Right?
It doesn't make much sense if you think about it. The following is funny, and clever, and really makes you think for a change.
If you are second to none, that would mean that 'nothing' came in first place and 'you' came in second place. Therefore, you're not very good...or...shitty because you weren't even as good as nothing. This is funny because in essence, this is the opposite of what "SOCIETY" wants you to think that it means.
Next time someone says that they're second to none, inside of your head where it's quiet, laugh, and say with your brain mouth; "Sorry buddy, but I think you mean that you're 'first to all'".
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Friday, December 04, 2009
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Friday, November 13, 2009
Sunday, November 08, 2009
Can we beat 429 posts?
Can we beat our year long record of 429 posts in one year, set way back in 2000'jerk'5? Type your answers on your computer board, and please, only serious responses need apply.
Wednesday, November 04, 2009
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Saturday, October 31, 2009
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Monday, October 26, 2009
Totally Looks Like .com
^^CLICK THE PICTURE^^
Here's another boring post that you shouldn't waste your time looking at!
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
Sunday, October 18, 2009
ATTN: Sheridan College students!!
EMBED-Drunkest Guy Ever Goes for More Beer - Watch more free videos
I think all Sheridan animation students should study this. By that I mean they should all sniff a lot of glue and then go buy Coke at the Hasty Market. Good luck!
Friday, October 16, 2009
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Tuesday, October 13, 2009
Sunday, October 04, 2009
Saturday, October 03, 2009
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Wednesday, September 30, 2009
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Wednesday, September 23, 2009
Best game ever UPDATE
Thanks to blogspot's shitty embedding capabilities, go HERE to see the best game ever invented.
UPDATE....
NO! HHHHEEEERRREEE DUMMIES!
UPDATE....
NO! HHHHEEEERRREEE DUMMIES!
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
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Wednesday, September 16, 2009
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
the original is so great....
Every line this kid says is pure gold. She acts like she's the queen...and we're the sorry people.
Monday, September 14, 2009
Friday, September 11, 2009
Monday, August 31, 2009
this dad's a jerk
"I just did an hour on the gym machine. I'm sweaty and I have to shit. Where's my fannypack, this workout is over."
"You know, sometimes it's nice having you around. But now ain't one of those times. Now gimmie the remote we're not watching this bullshit."
"The dog don't like you planting stuff there. It's his backyard. If you're the only one who shits in something, you own it. Remember that."
"Love this Mrs. Dash. The bitch can make spices... Jesus, Joni (my mom) it's a joke. I was making a joke! Mrs. Dash isn't even real dammit!"
LINK: http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
Friday, August 28, 2009
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