Sunday, December 06, 2009

A Jerk City blog observational informational blog post from Forehead Horn the last Unicorn


"Second to none"


If you have ever sat down and thought about what this means? I mean really, what this really means? I do.

It can be interspersed in a number of ways? Right?


It doesn't make much sense if you think about it. The following is funny, and clever, and really makes you think for a change.


If you are second to none, that would mean that 'nothing' came in first place and 'you' came in second place. Therefore, you're not very good...or...shitty because you weren't even as good as nothing. This is funny because in essence, this is the opposite of what "SOCIETY" wants you to think that it means.

Next time someone says that they're second to none, inside of your head where it's quiet, laugh, and say with your brain mouth; "Sorry buddy, but I think you mean that you're 'first to all'".


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2 comments:

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Dragovail - Level 18 Dragosaur said...

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