Tuesday, March 02, 2010

Jerk Truth

Finally some straight up honest advertising. I am sure after reading this advert you will run right out and buy some........................

Balla Powder: Scented Scrotum Talc for Men

• 3.5 oz / 100 g
• Lightly fragranced
• For "nether region" freshness
• Also great for sweaty buttocks, armpits and feet

Description
Ball powder. We're not kidding.

Balla Powder for Men is the ideal anti-chafing and anti-wetness solution for clammy sacks. Guaranteed to prevent the dreaded "bat wing" syndrome, Balla Powder for Men is lightly scented with a masculine fragrance, for anyone else who plans to work in your close quarters. Can be sprinkled into your fudgies for all-day-long comfort and dryness.

A fabulous post-workout treatment, Balla Powder for Men can also be used between your cheeks, as well as on fetid feet and aromatic armpits.

2 comments:

Happy Hans said...

What the FU - ?

WHERE'S THE LINK?! I NEED SUM!

Sir King-Kong-Monkey-Nuts-a-Lot said...

here you go

http://www.ballapowder.com/tingle.htm

also the product listing with the honest to goodness advertising

http://www.menessentials.com/oxid.php/sid/x/cl/details/cnid/ecc43a97752682f29.24138476/anid/ecc43a971af7060d4.62742385