Well, good news! After a 3 year pregnancy, I suppose I'm no longer "the last unicorn", (fun fact: I never actually was, my middle names are "The" and "Last" and my last name [after marriage] is "Unicorn"). Today, my amazing wife, Foreskinhorn, gave birth to a beautiful 20 pound pony-corn. He's amazing and his name is "Pistachio". He turns 5 today!
The only issue is that I may not be the daddy-corn because he has no horn (yet). It doesn't matter though, I still love him and I'm accepting gifts, money, lasers, and hay as congratulations.
Thanks everybody!
2 comments:
just so you know, i didn't read it.
"Pistachio" was funny!
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