from the archives

i found this whilst rummaging through some emails of yore. from Papa B:

Drunk man fouls car seat, wipes himself with Bible

Surrey Now: Tuesday, November 3, 2009 1:02 PM

SURREY, B.C. — A man was arrested in the Vancouver suburb of Surrey after he defecated on the seat of a car, wiped himself off with a Bible and then sought refuge in a nearby police vehicle.

The 33-year-old intoxicated man was at a Halloween party Saturday night when he stumbled out the door to use another guest's car as a toilet.

The outraged partygoers began yelling at the man, who then climbed into a police vehicle, where he was bit by a service dog and then arrested.