Happy Holidays, Jerks.

don't be a Douche

good times

I'm gonna strip yer guts with my Wunder Boner the next time we go "Camping".

H!H!

PROST!!!

M! N!

Party.

...from me and mine...

ripped from WRD DDE NRG

MonkeyNuts - the sequel

After a very long time spent in exile i am back

thanks for bringing back the goodness, may your horn ever shine and be polished to perfection

Fancy Duds

You oughtta know Christmas edition!!!

Merry Christmas Jerks!

Hope you're having a good one!

It's Forehead here back again with another classic "You Oughtta know", but this time it's HOLIDAY THEMED! So here we go!


"You have egg on your face"


I often ponder many things while my horn is being polished and I am always wondering where certain human sayings came from. I must say that, "you have egg on your face" is one of my favourites!

It was a person who first said this years ago. According to legend, what happened was, this person was eating eggs (probably at breakfast), and it turned out that this person was a sloppy eater (probably even a messy wiper ha ha). You see, this person got some egg on his or her cheeks and lips. When someone else looking upon this person looked at this person, he or she said "you have egg on your face", and ever since then when someone has egg on their face, people say "you have egg on your face."


Merry Christmas!!!

Forehead Horn

Joy to the Blog!

I hope Santa brings you plenty of Asian children with UFO hats, and many many more fruitcake muffins.

Starter

(via weird dude energy)

Merry Christmas my jerks...

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Can You Watch This All The Way Through?

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running man

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great hug

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Season Greeting

"Christmas" Z.O.M.B.I.E.S

The limited edition "Christmas" zombie is the first of the zillions of mutated bodies infecting everyone! These human zombies are 6'2" tall, limited to 50 numbered pieces, and have not yet sold out! Buy four sets of Z.O.M.B.I.E.s and receive a free set of Z.O.M.B.I.E. Series 1 Christmas Cards!

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ENTER SANDMAN!!!

Fan post!

This is a post from Jerk City super fan Smasha!

It's a Merry Christmas post!

Check it out...it's festive, and disturbing!!!