'At first, Vehicons thought Battle Unicorn would be an easy target - but then they had to fight against him. Underneath his striking, armored facade is an extremely powerful warrior. Hooves are silent on any terrain but stomping causes seismic disturbances that scramble Vehicon receptors. Armored horn can penetrate most metals and alloys with destructive results. Skill with battle-axe in Robot Mode causes Vehicons to scatter the second he converts. In both modes, special armor plating makes Battle Unicorn invisible to Vehicon radar. Uniquely able to teleport within a 500 foot radius. Certain Vehicon General still doubt he exists.
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I heard today that forehead-horn as we know him is dead.
He no longer exists and we shall never again hear from him.
My only hope is that he will assume another form and visit us someday. He was my pumper-brother.
That's it???
Our beloved leader is gone forever and none of you jerks care????
Ahhhhh fuck 'im.
Hey guys! I'm back in another form...but seriously...this blog is fucked. I forgot my user name and password!!!! I can't change a god damn thing on this site anymore!
It's been a blast.
It's a miracle!
He hath returned.
Aw.... crap.
meh
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