JERK CITY - PROUD SUPPORTER OF PAN AM GAMES AND ROBERT PATTISON AND ROBOCOP !!!
Friday, July 30, 2010
Thursday, July 29, 2010
Tuesday, July 27, 2010
Thursday, July 22, 2010
Retro post
i admit the big dong elephant and the horny unicorn tattoo were pretty nice
but really havent we seen Mr Fancy somewheres before?
what ever happened to Messy Wiper? now that was one funny jerk
remember how he stirred up the shitpot?
on to other news
NSFW
Wednesday, July 21, 2010
puppy of the week
Welcome to puppy of the week, where we find the jerkiest dogs on the interzones. First up, this little fucker whom I'd like to punch in the neck.
Monday, July 19, 2010
Sunday, July 18, 2010
Saturday, July 17, 2010
Friday, July 16, 2010
what's for dinner (friday chillaxin' version)
step 1: go shoppin'
(saggy back-tits optional)
step 2: cook up a storm
step 3: bon appétit!
apparently being mayor of jerk city means you're supposed to contribute as infrequently as possible
doubtless this has been posted before, since forehead horn is such a lame ass.
well buddy, here's what i think of your mayoral DICTATORSHIP! time to start taking your job seriously. as seriously as an elephant with a massive, circumcised schlong, can you DIG IT?
sorrell booke's dad recommends:
i received this in an email entitled "bad case of the mondays" with body copy that read simply "i'm guessing 'annoyed' "
just last week, hans hypothesized that our very own blog laver was, quote, having 'a day'. i cannot say whether this gentleman is a jerk, necessarily, but without question, he has been similarly afflicted by "a day."
beware, contributors: do not let the stresses of work get the better of you!
Office Worker Goes Absolutely Insane - Watch more Funny Videos
Wednesday, July 14, 2010
Tuesday, July 13, 2010
Monday, July 12, 2010
It's been a lovely blog day....
...but I think it's time for all the little jerks to go to bed. Nigh-night.
Sunday, July 11, 2010
MAN ART
I see one of our contributors has been doing some freelance on the side. I won't name names but I think there is only one 3d artist among us who could pull this off. Nice work buddy.
There is so much more to share but I don't want you guys to blow your collective loads all at once.
There is so much more to share but I don't want you guys to blow your collective loads all at once.
Friday, July 09, 2010
Thursday, July 08, 2010
Wednesday, July 07, 2010
Tuesday, July 06, 2010
this one's for you, porchy.
videos of people getting hurt make me cringe, but he seems to recover moderately well.
"Doppelganger," a poem
O' long lost twin, where is it you hide?
In a Rose Bush?
In a Change Room at the Coalition for Women's Equality?
Your vacuous gaze haunts my dreams.
When will I meet……… my Other Half?
Monday, July 05, 2010
Sunday, July 04, 2010
now, gents…
a lot of you know my affinity for SHARK ATTACK TROIS: MEGALODON
you can actually watch the whole thing on youtube, though, i don't know why you'd want to. but i've just discovered a new (?) hunk of shit, MEGA SHARK VS. GIANT OCTOPUS.
now, tiffany, we all know, was in that MEGA PIRANHA flick. but in a twist of laughable garbage, debbie —pardon me— deborah gibson is in MEGA SHARK. as a youth, i hated her fucking song, but now i just hate her. and somehow, these junk films have catapulted both of them into the nudie lens. it all makes sense, now.
mile high club
guys— let's be serious for a second. i loves me the GIFs, there's no denying it. but drago, you'll be pleased to know that the site where i got this had recent nudes of both tiffany and debbie gibson.
two women whom i detest both clothed and naked.
DON'T FUCK WITH SHARKS!!!
Thursday, July 01, 2010
ATTENTION DADS, UNCLES, GRANDFATHERS, ETC.
unless i can accomplish this:
then i leave it up to those of you with boys to do this:
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