LIFE'S A BEACH :)))))))))))))))))))

THE AGE OF ELECTRIC!!!!!! 2011 and BEYOND!!!!!!!!

THE AGE OF ELECTRIC!!!!!! 2011 and BEYOND!!!!!!!!

Jerk IT!!!

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IRIE!! a rant in miniature

fuck, gang, i am so sick of this bullshit of working all day & night…

is this what it's come down to? listening to adult contemporary & posting images of a guy with a fucking brick of hash where his hair used to be?

and when's the last time i got my pole smoked? fuck, i can't even be bothered with such trivialities; from where would i divine such inspiration? only HashHead® knows for sure. i'm totally tapped, gents —i feel like a goddamned vegetable.

time to switch up with La Grange & stick my willy in a socket to supercharge these woe begotten gonads. …check out a blue review, mebbe. purely perfunctorily, you understand.

in any case, it's friday, so let the jizzim rise. rise from the depths like a cadaver possessed by the creole mojo, coursing through its undead veins. THE VAS DEFERENS WILL HAVE ITS DAY! bottoms up, i'll drink to that!

Beware the smokey white devil !

Cocaine,,,,,,,,,,,,it's a powerful drug

Welcome back !

MEN'S NIGHT

I'm BACK bitches

Hi Fellas!

TSOWR. Don't mess. What are you laughing at Monkey Nuts?

where is the love ?

CUT THE SHIT ALREADY AND BRANG THE LUV - LOL

This goat will hop away the hate!

Welcome back BURGERTITS !

LONG LIVE THE KING

and can i just say what an honour it is to have you back, forehead horn? i was recently commenting to some jerkcity enthusiasts about what a drag it's been since you've been gone, FH, but that i knew —i knew— that upon your triumphant return, a ray of sunshine would beam through the megalopolis. everyone agrees, this is a great blog, by the way.

HOWEVER, just as the chinese have hacked our federal databases, sir, so too has my own account been hijacked & my identity purloined. this is doubly aggravating because these other people —people who are totally unrelated to me, you must understand— spent the week besmirching your (great!) name, FH, and generally fueling the fires of dissent. not cool. NOT COOL, PEOPLE!

i want to go on the record as saying that even as recently as two weeks ago, adolf & americus tried to coerce me into trash-talking you, forehead horn, but i wouldn't have any of it. if you want to know who hacked my account to make those slanderous & totally misrepresentative comments, i suggest we look amongst our own.

faithfully yours,

tSoWR

Hey shitheads. I'm back.

forehead's favouritest song

Nothin says PARTY like a Kool Aid Moustache !

sorry, no boobs

I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE

sadly, as a youth, tSoWR was never allowed to watch that cinematic chestnut.

but i think we can all agree that while the "mayor" is currently riding the gravy train while we maintain the quality of this online rag, the accompanying image will serve as a reminder of what's possible if we just allow our imaginations to soar.

COME ON, ALL YOU PUSSIES!

it's time for an egyptian-style revolt!!

get with it, fools, unless you're all scared of being chewed out by your master. monkeynuts & hans are doing it. i fucking invented it! now post some bullshit for that fuckface so-called "mayor" to meditate on.

forehead horn = #1 asshole this side of the mississip'.

On Vacay-shuns

Horn Hog is gonna love this

sweet! i shall also make a contribution.

here's a special shout out to monkeynuts (though, really, we all know who this one is for).

i am taking you all down with me, turkeys —animal house style.

Dear SOWR

Here is my contribution to:

• anal play
• dogs being eaten



Thanks you.

it's ON, fuckfaces!

time to burn this town to the fucking dirt floor!

strike while the iron is tepid

hey gang,

Dildo Horn will only be out of our collective hairpieces for a few days longer, and with that in mind, i suggest we do our worst since he's not here to rule the roost (ie. ruin everyone's fun).

thus, i motion you post images of everything he wants this blog not to be. some suggestions:

• anal play

• dogs being eaten

• people having a poo

• (real) decapitations

• etc.

get on the ball, fellows; carte blanche only presents itself so often, and with the mayor of Lame City™ on holi-daze, it is now our chance to pull a few "boners".

DO NOT CAPITULATE!

Garfield hates Mondays - so should you

i think the vote should stand

Sorry but I had to post this..

20 some odd years in the rock business and these idiots come up with this?? The Lyrics are textbook S..T!!!!! ha ha ha ha.. The heart of Rock and Roll is still beating..ha ha ha.

My Giff to you:)

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SOMEBODY PUNCH ME!

i must be dweaming.

How can you be a pedophile if you are a child at heart?

You can call me Bar-bee-Que Lou ! or ......get down and bowl !

Old Dating Videos OK ladies I hope you will be able to control yourselves when you see the hot studs in this video clip. LOL!

keep on GIFF'n

Rock the rock !

GIF this

everything should be GIFF'd

Ghetto Blaster!!!!!!!!

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Sunday Dumper

I bet she loves this BLAWG!

not as much as the Hulk does! POWWW!

Such will be the future of Japanicus - running through the streets naked, chased by

a mob of asians,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, and one white dude watching

Beware Longcat!!

One time I was walking down the street with Monkeynuts. We were going to Swiss Chalet. Longcat appeared out of nowhere and punched Monkey in the stones. Then Longcat ran into the bushes. I called the cops.

Beware Longcat.

THE WIZZZZ!!!!!

Spiderman, Spiderman Does whatever a spider can...

Is he strong? Listen Bud He's got radioactive blood
Can he swing from a cob ? Take a look at his knob.
Hey, there! There goes the Spiderman

EYE's WIDE SHUT!!!!!!

THE POWER OF SUGGESTION by sorrell booke

does the cardboard get used even?

ROCK BEAST

wednesday ladies like das booze

Monogamy or...............posting one pitcher at a time so Americus doesn't blow a gasket

Sangwidge Time!!!