i've never understood why some guys have a problem with just dropping their trousers & gonch to the floor, bare-assin' it while they hang a piss at the eaton centre.
instead, they go for fancy doodickeys, like a boner-by-nite elasticized dong hole that enlarges like a whore's gash on saturday evening. not me, friends. this fellow's strictly traditional!
remember that next time you shake my hand; remember how i love to service my own wang chung, by gripping it like a thunerbolt, as it's released from the confines of my pube-encrusted carpet swatch which lines my slacks & absorbs sweat.
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i've never understood why some guys have a problem with just dropping their trousers & gonch to the floor, bare-assin' it while they hang a piss at the eaton centre.
instead, they go for fancy doodickeys, like a boner-by-nite elasticized dong hole that enlarges like a whore's gash on saturday evening. not me, friends. this fellow's strictly traditional!
remember that next time you shake my hand; remember how i love to service my own wang chung, by gripping it like a thunerbolt, as it's released from the confines of my pube-encrusted carpet swatch which lines my slacks & absorbs sweat.
i hope you all have a shitty friday.
Wow, dumdum's on fire today.
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