Up and aweeee....

This sunday I'll fly to france and stay for a while...
Could anybody hop over and water my plants while
I'm gone? Please? Hahahaa

Be good Jerks!
You're the BEST!

The OTHER Mike Hammer checks out

this man is also gone
classic old man JERK

Farewell Mr Furley

Don Knotts 1924 - 2006

funny sound things for azmo

NOW WORKING IN FULL HILARITY !

Mr Furley

Mr Boob

QUEEN STREET MAN!

HERE!

Azmo's favourite...

HERE!

No home would complete without the...

REAR ADMIRAL !!!
Invigorato !!!

YIKES!

pickelpopper could you please translate this clip for me. i think this child is saying interesting things, thank-you.

Time Travelling Jerk

Either this story is the truth and this guy "John Titor" is a space time traveller from the year 2036 , who visited our time back around the year 2000 , or this is the greatest hoax/modern myth created in a long time .


brilliant

BEST.....ORANGES....EVER!!!!!

Gentlemen, may I present the cara cara navel.

Once peeled, they resemble a ruby red grapefruit in colour, BUT DON'T BE FOOLED! Instead of experiencing that godawful bitter wish-you-were-dead taste in your mouth that a grapefruit leaves, you'll be pleasantly surprised with perhaps the sweetest of all citrus!

They're in season now boys! This is a run-don't-walk situation.

More comic fun , hooray !

hey Azmo i know you love comics , so lets get rid of the movies and monkeys and all be friends and talk about comics all the time

weeeee

Jerk Murray

This has to be one of the funniest bits in Coffee and Cigarettes

Adam and Eve Looking for Paradise

Wonder showzen!!

I can't wait for this thing to come to dvd.

REALGANGSTA!

i hear pickle popper and this fellow hang out in 'ze hood'.

However....

I do think this one's funny.

Enough already!

This picture is currently among Yahoo's most emailed photos. I ask you, WHEN will we as a people discover that dressing pets up in people-clothes isn't fucking funny? WHEN GOD WHEN???!!

I think we should all go through testing by the government wherein the subject is shown this photo and if it elicits anything but fucking apathy, your name goes on a list.

Olympic Update !

GOO-BYE MAPLE LEAF !!!!!
Ha ha ha...

Lost to the Swiss.. ha ha ha
killed by the Finns. Ho ho ho..
Not a goal all weekend.. Hee hee hee

That's what you get when you put A-hole on the team that should never be allowed to play hockey ever again.

Bad karma don't win metals.

Suck it up fucks !!!

Ha ha ha..

YO!

It'll be hard ... but listen to the LYRICS my jerky friends it's worth the pain!

RONNIE STAYED THE SAME!

Unbelievable !!

Jimmy calls on the Jerk power of Don R to drive Superman crazy. Stay tooned !!!!

Back by popular demand !

What kinda guy doesn't wanna spend other peoples money? That Superman is a super jerk !!!

NAAA!!!!!

That ain't me. I'm all about the CLING AND JERK !

News you missed !

While you jerks were blogging about crazy monkeys
and the ordinary Dick Cheney bullshit,
our friend Azmo went for a quick visit to his motherland.

When he arrived in Torino he managed to sneak into
the icering with figure-skater Katja Cocksov.
She called for help and tried to escape.

But Azmo caught her by using an ancient roman wrestling grip.
The T.F.V.C - Three Finger Vulva Claw.

The crowd was confused but finally bought into his cheap trick
and applauded with standing ovations.

Before Security reached him he slipped and fell face down.
He never was a good skater...
But he is a true JERK!

MONKEY KING!!!

To follow up your post, Monkeynuts...I went 'monkeynuts' when I found this little ditty in a box shoved in the corner at the Denmark studio. Seems they had done a pilot for an animated 'Monkey King' (eerily spelt Konge in Danish) and left a bunch of 'crap' piled in stacks in the hall.

Well, brother, I found a gem among the turds. Underneath so-called finished 'art' was a boxset of 5 chapters (a book long each) of the Monkey King story, written in Chinese (Mandarin or Cantonese, I can't tell.) My oh-so-serious Danish friends didn't see what was so damn funny about a pig-man bashing a monkey man repeatedly (who, it seemed, made a living getting drunk and stabbing tigers).

I'm actually glad I can't read it, because this way we can make up captions. I scanned some just for you. These are a friggin' goldmine. Check it:

A Man Named Monkey

Apparently the Japanese being as hip as they are made a TV show called Monkey . Does anyone know anything more about this please let me know . See the opening trailer here , seems like Kung-Fu but with Japanese people and a guy called monkey .

more clips here


whatchoo say Hans ?

Hothca !

Dick Deadeye

this guy has it made
he works when he wants ( hardly ever) , admits to nothing , uses his position as vice president to secure deals to make his affliated companies super rich , and now he gets to shoot people and no one cares

vice jerk ? i think not


KING JERK

more... FUTURE!!!

BEHOLD!!!!!!

Valentines Day is for Lovers

Your century !

Check out the work stations of the FUTURE ! FUTURE !FUTURE !

calling all BOOZERS!!!!

my grand father had one of these in his basement. he didn't drink much though (honest).

I"M FEELIN' DIE LOVE!!

What does 644 accordians playing for 29 minues sound like? Surprisingly good...I'd put up the QT I got, but I dunno how...so you'll have to settle for these photos and this.

Tha's me playin' over dere.

Happy Hans

in recognition of valentines day i am spreading the LOVE

is that a MONKEY in your trunk?

put a monkey in your trunk !

I caught a BIG ONE !!!!

Hooray for Friday !

Keep fighting the good fight fellas!

Ohso you don't like T.V. shows ah ?

I watched an episode of this show and in one scene that white bird answered the phone while Baretta was passed out. The scene took forever and I bet it must have taken the a zillion cuts in order to get it right.
On the phone was the comish and he started barking at the bird to wake up Tony.
It's was a painful yet entertaining scene. Other than that the show is a piece of sh.it.

best Log ever !

best blog ever !

My brush with the STARS !!!

The beauty of working these odd hour shifts is that I get to see all my favorite old shows. Happy Days is one such show but I've seen it recently and it's quite shit. I guess it was better left a memory.

Anyhow, I had the priviledge of meeting the Fonz many years ago. I was a young gift wrapping boy at Tiffiny and co. One day I was riding the elevator and when the door opened there was Winkler. I quickly pointed and said "Hey it's the Fonz" !
He kinda laughed and said that's right. WTF No AHH no nothing. Fuckin guy thinks he's the sh.it.

Let's dance...

do the pickelpopper dance,

left, right, one, two, three
lift your leg and piss on a tree

lets dance
do the pickelpopper dance
lets dance
do the pickelpopper dance

shake your pickle,
not too fast, not too fickle
ladies like it, ladies LOVE it
shake it, shake it
splash your brine!
YO! PICKLE ...
WHAT'S THAT LINE??

Let's dance
do the pickelpopper dance
...

No wonder the guy lost the last election.

SPEAKING OF STARS !!!

MODEL'S INC DUDES !!!!!! HUBBA HUBBA 1!

Why it's right to hate celebrities...

"I was terrified that this time the physically aggressive paparazzi would put both me and my baby in danger. I instinctively took measures to get my baby and me out of harm's way, but the paparazzi continued to stalk us. I love my child and would do anything to protect him."

....except put the kid in a proper car seat, huh Britneee. That would have taken FOREVER.

BORNEO ! BORNEO ! BORNEO !

Little did PT Barnum know that his Wild Borneo men where not the only exotic creatures living in the deep jungle.

Hello Hanz !

Are you sure you wanna go back to Denmark Hanz?

That guy reminds me of the KARATE CHIMP.

A government conspiracy prevents me from posting this link . But you should look it up cuz it is LOL .

yours truly
King of the Jungle

GT's with GB!

HERE!