While you jerks were blogging about crazy monkeys
and the ordinary Dick Cheney bullshit,
our friend Azmo went for a quick visit to his motherland.
When he arrived in Torino he managed to sneak into
the icering with figure-skater Katja Cocksov.
She called for help and tried to escape.
But Azmo caught her by using an ancient roman wrestling grip.
The T.F.V.C - Three Finger Vulva Claw.
The crowd was confused but finally bought into his cheap trick
and applauded with standing ovations.
Before Security reached him he slipped and fell face down.
He never was a good skater...
But he is a true JERK!
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