RIP Harvey Korman

Though probably not a jerk, he sure was funny. I love what they wrote about him on Durden today:

Korman was like Will Arnett or Paget Brewster or Bernie Mac or someone like that in the sense that everything he said was ten times funnier than it really was. Those people just make stuff funny. Whereas someone like Cameron Diaz or Jennifer Anniston just sit there like a fucking lox and ruin everything. And yet they’re considered "funny". Because someone else wrote a joke. God I hate them. I'm not saying to punch Cameron Diaz in her stupid toothy face, but I’m also not not saying to punch her in her stupid toothy face.

Blazing Saddles is probably my favorite movie. My parents took me to see it when I was about 8. It made me the man I am today jerks!

Will this photo save the blog???

CLICK!,CLICK!...BLAWG!!!

This Blog is Dead

Where is everybody today...

Is there some kind of meeting I have missed?!

pffffffffff psssshhhhhh wreayeouuuuuur

We need a common enemy so as to become closer as a family like proper Americans.

Pttcheww Pttcheww!!!

PARTY OVER HERE!

LEARN HOW TO GET ON THE BLOG.

Hey,

Some of you Jerks are complete fucking dummies and need a hard lesson on how to blog. If you have forgotten your shitty password, you can retrieve it by clicking on the "?" beside the password space on this web page...

https://www.blogger.com/start

If you have forgotten your e-mail address on top of it...have a good jerky life.



Your leader,

Forehead Horny

MUSIC TIME!

Let's take a break for music time and watch some music!

COPS AND ROBBERS

Hey Drago, Porchy...the president of the internet called. He wants the blog back.

Those last two posts were shit...let a pro show you how to blog!

Battle of the Jerks.

As long as we're classing up the blog with pretentious art flicks (and since Spoiler continues to be AWOL), may I suggest There Will Be Blood. This movie pits Daniel Day-Lewis as a would-be oil baron jerk who goes toe-to-toe with holier-than-thou jerk Paul Dano. This movie is pretty intense and completely riveting. I had no idea how it would turn out. If you haven't seen it, do yourself a favour!

LEON

Leon is a magnificent and unforgettable movie. A cast including Jean Reno, Natalie Portman and Gary Oldman. It's the story of a man who has nobody in this world, and who all of a sudden has to be a father, a mentor and a friend all at once. You get great action sequences, thrills, love and comedy, but at it's heart is a story that has even more impact. It's Luc Besson's masterpiece.

THE BLOG IS ALMOST 3!

Hi, Forehead here. Alot of Jerks often come up to me for guidance and ask me questions about things like life and things like vacations. I am the leader of Jerk City so I know what answers to say.

Secondly, some ask..."I think you're a fountain of knowledge and that my horn is an antenna of information". This answer...you decide!

C: Some ask things like; "Jerk City needs more commentary and less pictures and videos"

Quiz: What is your favourite? (hint...you could get 5/10)

Please keep dialogue going.


Until next time!

Forhead Horn the Last Unicorn!!!

This chap works with me.

So the story is, he works here, over in another room just around the corner on the same floor. He turned 21 on Friday, and here he's doing the traditional New Zealand 'Yardy'. They go by the metric system here though so it's a bit confusing for everyone. Especially Matt. Enjoy!

Chuck Norris invented all the colors except pink.

Tom Cruise invented pink.

This one's for the ladies of Jerk City

help me find my friend

Sooooo Happy It's Friday...............

I think I peed a little...........

T.G.I.F. JERKS!

thats right you fucking jerks it's friday and all you get is a bunch of shitty jpegs from a half assed google image search. boo-hoo go piss your pants.

Things I did last night

http://www.thingsididlastnight.com/

Spot The Difference Eagle Eyes!

Blasphemer!!

Forehead hath forsaken us by rubbing the blog's nose in it. He chose as a new header the mortal enemy of Jerk City's official Mother Superior. Much as strawberry is the opposite of chocolate, skanky ho Heather Thomas is the opposite of Markie Post. Shame!!

This one's for Monkeynuts!

Hello Jerky

Sorry for the delay I was busy making peanut butter sammiches

Don't make a conversation mistake!

It's true...

JERKS IN FILM (sorry spoiler)

Hey Jerks...Forehead here. Not only was True Romance one of the best movies ever, but it's chock full of jerks! Namely Gary Oldman as a white pimp who thinks he's black. But try to top the list of others; Dennis Hopper, Christopher Walken, Tom Sizemore, Chris Penn, James Gandolfini, Bronson Pinchot, Micheal Rappaport

In honour of the 15 year anniversary of True 'Jerk'mance read THIS!

New feature : Show us Your Mug!!!

Intoooooooducing the New Jerk City's favorite new feature - Show us Your Mug! If I ever feel like doing it again, I'll feature a selection of my favorite mugshots from across the blogosphere.

No drugged-out celebs here! Just regular folks. Ugly folks. Women that look like the late Hervé Villechaize. Enjoy jerks!

Redi-Stretcher

Check Instructions!