Is there some kind of meeting I have missed?!
JERK CITY - PROUD SUPPORTER OF PAN AM GAMES AND ROBERT PATTISON AND ROBOCOP !!!
Monday, May 19, 2008
Thursday, May 15, 2008
pffffffffff psssshhhhhh wreayeouuuuuur
We need a common enemy so as to become closer as a family like proper Americans.Pttcheww Pttcheww!!!
Wednesday, May 14, 2008
LEARN HOW TO GET ON THE BLOG.
Hey,
Some of you Jerks are complete fucking dummies and need a hard lesson on how to blog. If you have forgotten your shitty password, you can retrieve it by clicking on the "?" beside the password space on this web page...
https://www.blogger.com/start
If you have forgotten your e-mail address on top of it...have a good jerky life.
Your leader,
Forehead Horny
Tuesday, May 13, 2008
COPS AND ROBBERS
Hey Drago, Porchy...the president of the internet called. He wants the blog back.
Those last two posts were shit...let a pro show you how to blog!
Monday, May 12, 2008
Battle of the Jerks.
As long as we're classing up the blog with pretentious art flicks (and since Spoiler continues to be AWOL), may I suggest There Will Be Blood. This movie pits Daniel Day-Lewis as a would-be oil baron jerk who goes toe-to-toe with holier-than-thou jerk Paul Dano. This movie is pretty intense and completely riveting. I had no idea how it would turn out. If you haven't seen it, do yourself a favour!
LEON
Leon is a magnificent and unforgettable movie. A cast including Jean Reno, Natalie Portman and Gary Oldman. It's the story of a man who has nobody in this world, and who all of a sudden has to be a father, a mentor and a friend all at once. You get great action sequences, thrills, love and comedy, but at it's heart is a story that has even more impact. It's Luc Besson's masterpiece.
THE BLOG IS ALMOST 3!
Hi, Forehead here. Alot of Jerks often come up to me for guidance and ask me questions about things like life and things like vacations. I am the leader of Jerk City so I know what answers to say.
Secondly, some ask..."I think you're a fountain of knowledge and that my horn is an antenna of information". This answer...you decide!
C: Some ask things like; "Jerk City needs more commentary and less pictures and videos"
Quiz: What is your favourite? (hint...you could get 5/10)
Please keep dialogue going.
Until next time!
Forhead Horn the Last Unicorn!!!
This chap works with me.
So the story is, he works here, over in another room just around the corner on the same floor. He turned 21 on Friday, and here he's doing the traditional New Zealand 'Yardy'. They go by the metric system here though so it's a bit confusing for everyone. Especially Matt. Enjoy!
Sunday, May 11, 2008
Saturday, May 10, 2008
Friday, May 09, 2008
T.G.I.F. JERKS!
thats right you fucking jerks it's friday and all you get is a bunch of shitty jpegs from a half assed google image search. boo-hoo go piss your pants.
Thursday, May 08, 2008
Wednesday, May 07, 2008
Blasphemer!!
Forehead hath forsaken us by rubbing the blog's nose in it. He chose as a new header the mortal enemy of Jerk City's official Mother Superior. Much as strawberry is the opposite of chocolate, skanky ho Heather Thomas is the opposite of Markie Post. Shame!!
Tuesday, May 06, 2008
Monday, May 05, 2008
Friday, May 02, 2008
JERKS IN FILM (sorry spoiler)
Hey Jerks...Forehead here. Not only was True Romance one of the best movies ever, but it's chock full of jerks! Namely Gary Oldman as a white pimp who thinks he's black. But try to top the list of others; Dennis Hopper, Christopher Walken, Tom Sizemore, Chris Penn, James Gandolfini, Bronson Pinchot, Micheal Rappaport
In honour of the 15 year anniversary of True 'Jerk'mance read THIS!
Thursday, May 01, 2008
New feature : Show us Your Mug!!!
Intoooooooducing the New Jerk City's favorite new feature - Show us Your Mug! If I ever feel like doing it again, I'll feature a selection of my favorite mugshots from across the blogosphere.
No drugged-out celebs here! Just regular folks. Ugly folks. Women that look like the late Hervé Villechaize. Enjoy jerks!
No drugged-out celebs here! Just regular folks. Ugly folks. Women that look like the late Hervé Villechaize. Enjoy jerks!
Wednesday, April 30, 2008
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
If this doesn't coax Monkeynuts out of the woodwork, nothing will....
When I was a kid, I loved me some Laff-a-Lympics. I think it was Hanna-Barbera's first big sell-out show. Joe couldn't come up with any new ideas, so they took every character they had and put them in head-to-head competition for something. I was such a fan of H & B that I thought it was cool to see all their characters together on a show, but you can't go home again. That show makes Diabolique look like Showgirls.
Here's a cheat sheet of who competes against who for jerk reference.
Here's a cheat sheet of who competes against who for jerk reference.
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