I'm posting crap before it's too late :))))

vote as often as you fancy

Google Horn?

Where are you....?

CASTAWAY

PORCHY VON PORCHINGTON FOR JoC MAYOR!!

How could I not throw my hat in the ring after receiving such ringing endorsements as these:

i'd just like to say what a good point porchy has made once again - TSoWR

o' porchy, your insights are so spot on. way to go! who can possibly disagree? - TSoWR

herr von porchington makes a well-grounded point - TSoWR


So there ya have it jerks!! What more do ya need?? Empty promises? YOU GOT 'EM!!

• try morer

• do betterer

• start caring even more

Vote early! Vote often!! PVP in 2011!!

Jerks, may I present.....Herencia Diabolic!!

Prepare to pine for Rebecca Black...

cast your votes, ladies

a big day today, here at jerk city, friends. as we all know, a good mayor speaks up for his constituents. takes time to address the most pressing issues. isn't afraid to make the tough decisions.

well, i'm not asking you to vote for me— i'm asking you to vote for yourselves! i simply want you to consider how you've been served by my opponent, mr. f. horn, lo, these past many months. and if that means it's time for him to be replaced by somebody else, then that's for you to decide.

majority rules, people.

thank you.

What is Truth

Americus you are a fine spirited competitor which reminds me of the ...................................

HONEY BADGER !

Porchy Commands It and tSoWR Provides

honoured gallery, herr von porchington makes a well-grounded point, and i've always maintained that decision-making isn't something one does capriciously.

now, some of you may think that tSoWR suckled from a teat gushing with caviar, but in fact, my roots are just the same as your own! small town this. core values that. folks, it's all about job creation, do you hear what i'm saying??

and with that, i will fail to honour the following campaign promises:

• try more

• do better

• start caring

what do you say, porchy? it's all out in the open —will the dandy have his day?

YOU HEAR THAT, YOU DUMB FUCK?

warning-----> your mayoralty has just been challenged. <------warning

the plebes call for renewal. a renewal of spirit. a renewal of kinship. a renewal that sees you getting your fetid arse kicked out of this kingdom because you're too busy with 'your life' to participate by posting so much as an image of a unicorn getting impaled with its own fucking horn!

americus opines thus: "…I say you take over this thing that is our blog Mr.SWR.What say you men? Revolution or live under the rule of an absent idiot?"

methinks a poll is at hand, and mealsothinks the incumbent forehead horn had better heed the winds of change, for the collective will of this rag's participants must be honoured. i address you directly, sir, your so-called 'contribution' for 2011 is tantamount to pissing on the grave of none other than mother theresa, you callous COCK!

adios, dead weight— make way for the dandy-in-chief

I PUT IT TO YOU, MOTHERFUCKERS, IS FOREHEAD HORN IN OR OUT?

¡VIVA LA REVOLUCION!

fig. 1 a lame piece of shit sent packin'

fig. 2 dude with a massive penis inherits the throne

Hey Sir Nutzzzz....

Jerk-Off-A-Gus

((((: SAX ATTACK :))))

Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough

aannnddddd, discuss.

working (out) for the weekend

there can be no doubt that i vigourously employ this same, deft technique —most notably since mrs. tSoWR is always away— and yet, i have seen scant evidence to suggest i am on the same path to being furnished with as well appointed a(n) physique.

discuss.

IPAD A POP !!!!!!

For the Love of Porchy

this reminds me of that time that Porchy and I dressed up like Teletubbies and slapped aroudn some kids

Fill 'er up!

I am going to keep on postin' crap until i fill this stinkhole up!

Jizzard the Jizz wizard?

vote for the best and screw the horn best banner almost ever

Who Jealous ? Me ?

i guess old mayor mcdick has gone on VAYCAYSHUNS again so here is a little blast from the past from the CHADtastic days

Tugger

In response to the upcoming election I offer you some praise for Jack Layton man of many disguises and opposition of all that will help us

I present to you some images found on the interweb under the search title

"jack layton ass face" "jack layton jerk hole"

and "jack layton is cool"

sorry Laver your team has now been officially cursed for 8 years, like breaking a mirror plus one when peckerhead put on this jersey

this is just some photo i found to show japanicus that not all naked asians are sexy

a picture of JACK when he was in that movie playing jarjar binks

It took him 12 years but in 1982 Layton finally got elected to Toronto City Council. As a councilor Jack would achieve nothing but oppose anything that could help the city. His opposition to development, the Summer Olympics and the Skydome achieved nothing but adding red tape and sending the 1996 Olympics to Atlanta. While on City Council, Layton met and fell in love with the ethnic political connections of Olivia Chow. They would marry and get close to the working class by living in subsidized housing while earning $120000 a year. They were criticized but cleared of any wrong doing. They subsequently moved out but it had nothing to do with the fact that they were hypocrites

just a shot of jack looking cool and winning the nerd vote

a picture of some guys and their dongs

this is a real trailer.

tell it like it is!

here we stand, arseholes.

here we stand, on guard for thee, thumbs up our collective rossers with a blog on its deathbed in an auditorium waiting to pull the plug on the whole shitteree.

personnel have come & gone; some no longer give a toss (a-hem, fuckhead horn); and still others have begun posting videos of the accursed flemish, singing arias that would well have mozart himself rolling in his grave.

friends, with the election close at hand, and leaders appealing to the public, i'd like to call on the gallery to offer some insight that can, per chance, help up help us resurrect this cadaver of a blog. i think it behooves us all as participants (whether we want to be or not, because lord fucking knows, some of us have better things to do. yeah, you fucking heard me, fuckhead horn, i'm talkin' shit!!!) to strive a little harder to maintain the quality [sic] of this wilted enterprise.

if we can isolate the nuggets, chums, a gold rush is sure to follow. THUS, i put it to you, aaa bilks, what is your favourite post of this year? or the previous year? or for as long as you've been following the literary equivalent of archie's jalopy?

help save jerk city. a dream can survive the ebb & flood only if the commodore's sextant is set to: DAZZLE!

Nancy Grace is a real jerk.

hey fartknocker check it out !

A new JC poll!!!!

Since Forehead can't be bothered to give us a new poll, I ask you...



...which jerk does this most remind you of?

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Nutsy

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IN GIFF WE TRUST!!!!!

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I've seen this several times, and against my better judgment, I've decided to post it. I find it charming and terrible.

Nut Fail on the Porch

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Jerk slam

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Beach Bum Bingo

CG's !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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this blog on roids

O' Drago

will this not mend your broken heart? jerk city has not passed; we need merely wait until easter for its resurrection (christ-as-zombie), whereupon, you will feel your spirits lifted and find a spring in your step.

and possibly a boner.

more balls

you don't have balls.

he has balls.

春にさくお花みたいな、少し肌寒い中で、ぽかぽかひなたぼっこしたときの温度みたいな、歌。完全にあったかくなくて、いいんだあ。ゆきは。

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Where RAMEN.. Where RAMEN!! I hope you like Ramen too!!!

This blog is Dying a slow agonizing death.

I like this more than I should.

i've learned how to say "FU, JERKS!" using this simple method. now you can too.

How to Become a Ventriloquist from Airwave Ranger on Vimeo.

nice work Drago

Gowan's Masterpiece

Try to get through to the end. This really happened.

wiggidy-whack y'all!

I bet she was listening to Gypsy Kings.

GIFF's A GonNA GeT yA !!!!!!!!!!!!!

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