Porchy Commands It and tSoWR Provides

honoured gallery, herr von porchington makes a well-grounded point, and i've always maintained that decision-making isn't something one does capriciously.

now, some of you may think that tSoWR suckled from a teat gushing with caviar, but in fact, my roots are just the same as your own! small town this. core values that. folks, it's all about job creation, do you hear what i'm saying??

and with that, i will fail to honour the following campaign promises:

• try more

• do better

• start caring

what do you say, porchy? it's all out in the open —will the dandy have his day?