Friday, April 08, 2011

PORCHY VON PORCHINGTON FOR JoC MAYOR!!


How could I not throw my hat in the ring after receiving such ringing endorsements as these:

i'd just like to say what a good point porchy has made once again - TSoWR

o' porchy, your insights are so spot on. way to go! who can possibly disagree? - TSoWR


herr von porchington makes a well-grounded point - TSoWR



So there ya have it jerks!! What more do ya need?? Empty promises? YOU GOT 'EM!!

• try morer

• do betterer

• start caring even more


Vote early! Vote often!! PVP in 2011!!

3 comments:

Americus said...

Wow PVP put his hat in the ring!!! We gotta a serious race on our hands!!

Unfortunately the only one that can put a POLL on this blog is the very guy your trying to depose and he seems to be hiding in a bunker somewhere. Oh the ironies and mysteries of life that is the INTRAZONE!!.

RAZ LANUF!!!

Dragovail - Level 18 Dragosaur said...

Now that PvP campaigns, I'm torn.

You Porchy can undoubtedly out 'empty-promise' TSWOR any day of the week, but can you so eloquently twist a story as well as he?

It's a tough decision, one that warrants considering a Facebook sign-on just to fulfill a need to find Forehead and hopefully wake him from his coma of pretentious popularity.

Oh Forehead,

If we tweet will you hear?

If we 'poke' will you 'poke us back'?

Lost to the internet, our long lost pal. Googlehorn The lost Unicorn.

The Supporter Of Womens' Rights said...

i think i will not vote for you, sir, because now that your true colours have been revealed, i don't mind saying you're a FUCKING ASSHOLE.

your vote probably wouldn't have counted for much, anyhow…

so here we are, folks. you have ME, a guy who was backed without impetus, by the great americus (a real friend), then ball-banger (yet another real friend, if perhaps a bit too focused on getting goosed) and THEN we have porchy. a guy —a cad— who i THOUGHT was a supporter of mine, until he used my own HOLLOW WORDS OF THANKS against me. i wonder, does ignatieff have to deal with stunts like these? does layton?

sir, you are a two-faced impostor, and shall henceforth be known to me exclusively as JANUS.
…fuckin' prick!

the polls close sunday night at 23:59, people. be sure to mark you ballots.

OH! OH!! unless someone has the brilliant strategy to start yet another campaign. fuck, let's just get ross perot in the ring. fuck it— we'll get nader, the ultimate tie-breaker. JESUS CHRIST, WHAT HAPPENED TO MY COMMANDING LEAD?! IT'S EVAPORATED! CURSE YOU, PORCHYYYYYyYyYyyYyyyYyyYyyyyyyyyyyyy…………