a big day today, here at jerk city, friends. as we all know, a good mayor speaks up for his constituents. takes time to address the most pressing issues. isn't afraid to make the tough decisions.
well, i'm not asking you to vote for me— i'm asking you to vote for yourselves! i simply want you to consider how you've been served by my opponent, mr. f. horn, lo, these past many months. and if that means it's time for him to be replaced by somebody else, then that's for you to decide.
majority rules, people.
thank you.
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