Forehead Horn here...There has been a lot of commotion around Jerk City lately regarding one..."Messy Wiper". Based on numerous factors and evidence I have compiled, I have come to the conclusion that he/she looks identical to the picture displayed above. Anyhow...things haven't been the same in ol' shits ville lately and I'm not quite sure what to make of this character. If we let him/her in, we could be opening a pandora's box for all we know...like in Hellraiser. Then we're all fucked. But one thing I do know is, Never before have I heard two words that deserved to be beside each other more than "ass sack". Upon asking my colleagues their opinions on the issue, I have decided that the best thing to do is to take a vote. So...If you are a member of Jerk City and you want Messy Wiper IN, please comment with "ass sack" if you DON'T want Messy Wiper in, comment with "ass crack".
The poles are now open. I spray orange fluid from my horn "spppraaaaaaaayyyyyy" upon you.
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hmmm, yes , quite a dilemma... well, this "handy wiper" seems like a fine chap, very 'above board' as it were. by all means lads, WHY NOT? give the bloke a chance...i vote ASS SA- but wait...what if he turms out to be a bit of a wally? i mean, what if he blogs about the latest video games? or about 'Pearl Jam'? or about muppets or, Buster Keaton or i say, what if he comes up with dodgy topics like, " you outta know" or "post a picture of your mother"? my god lads what if he's GERMAN? on second thought, i say its far too risky. i say fuck this shitwad. go to hell cuntyballs! ASS-CRACK!
"BLOG, BLOG, HOOO-RAAAAAY! BLOG, BLOG, HOOO-RAAAAAY! BLOG, BLOG, HOOO-RAAAAAY!"
Blog Laver, I don't know who you are. But considering that you NEVER post and only do mediocre comments I think your judgement in this case doesn't really count.
As a matter of fact I think you should be REPLACED by MESSY WIPER.
BUT since I am a canadian citizen and have been listening to CBC-Radio daily, my heart is open with love to every ASS-SACK. Even to you blog laver. So dear Canadians of Jerk-City; in the tradition of this country I beg you: Open the Gates and give that poor refugee Messy Wiper Asylum.
(If not I'll report to CBC-Radio.)
It is such a pleasure to blog with you people. I love you. All the best, peace, flowers, honey, pancakes, organic granola, water...
Ok...so far...
Ass Crack 1
Ass Sack 1
A very heated topic indeed!
Just vote Monkey Nuts...don't make this more complicated than it is...read Messy Wipers post...could possibly be a new inductee.
NOOOO it's either "ass sack" or "ass crack"
Now just who in the hell is "Sloppy seconds"?
First off,
ASS CRACK before any initiation is set. And DEFINATELY ASS CRACK if they (Messy Wiper AND Sloppy Seconds) are not affiliated with us on a personal level. AND, AND... ASS CRACK if they're fairy homos. This single post cant be the be all, end all of their acceptance into our BLOG CLICK. They must prove themselves! Especially that they're not homo gay fairy fags.
Other than that, ASS SACK for the both of them.
Some Conditions Apply (OAC)
Firstly, Sloppy seconds is not in contention.
Look guys...it's really simple. Just say Ass Crack or Ass Sack...we can work out an initiation later (Jesus Christ, we can't even have a fucking vote with these idiots).
Messy Wiper! You can't vote! Fuck! Sloppy seconds?!?! Awww man!
i think the spoiler and messy are one and the same jerks! stop playing forhead...you're a jerk too
Messy cracks me up.
A resounding ASS SACK.
ASS SACK!
well shit, if there's no "homo gay fairy fags" allowed then i guess i'll have to ASS-CRACK myself!
p.s. nu.ts to you prickle-poopper!
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