Oh, hi! I'm Forehead Horn (the last unicorn). So, you'd like to become a part of Jerk City eh? Ya for sure! We love new members! This is what you have to do... Firstly you have to have a valid blogger profile, and secondly, you need to go fuck yourself and never come back to this blog again, you shit head. You think this blog is some kinda candy ass blog that you can just "join"?! Go back to your jappo pornamation blog dickweed. You got a lot of nerve! I should send you the dreaded unicorn virus...no, I don't mean gonorrhea. FECK AWWF!
Hey Forehead! This was a shitty blog day. Fuck man, I just outed myself as Katja Koksov! And nobody commented on my gorgeous hair! By the way your mom looks so hot. I wish I had her hair. I'm sure you'll never get bald in your old days!
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Oh, hi! I'm Forehead Horn (the last unicorn). So, you'd like to become a part of Jerk City eh? Ya for sure! We love new members! This is what you have to do... Firstly you have to have a valid blogger profile, and secondly, you need to go fuck yourself and never come back to this blog again, you shit head. You think this blog is some kinda candy ass blog that you can just "join"?! Go back to your jappo pornamation blog dickweed. You got a lot of nerve! I should send you the dreaded unicorn virus...no, I don't mean gonorrhea. FECK AWWF!
Hey Forehead!
This was a shitty blog day. Fuck man, I just outed myself as Katja Koksov! And nobody commented on my gorgeous hair!
By the way your mom looks so hot. I wish I had her hair. I'm sure you'll never get bald in your old days!
Beat it sister.
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