In an attempt to revive Jerk city, I, Forehead Horn, have brought back everyone's favourite segment..."YOU OUTTA KNOW"...interesting shit based on pure fact yadda yadda yadda.
YOU OUTTA KNOW that playing too much Atari can give you ball cancer! It's a fact!!! In 1982 a young kid named Jonathon Brian played "Pitfall" with that massive blocky radio-active Atari joystick sitting in his balls region for 7 days straight. His mom warned him that it might not be good for his balls, but he was determined to get past the part when you jump on the alligators head (he could have just gone under ground and hopped over a scorpion, but anyhow). A month later...balls cancer. 8 years later upon asking how Jonathon was doing, my brother told me that he made up that story to get me off the Atari. It's a fact that...
YOU OUTTA KNOW!
5 comments:
This segment never fails to disappoint....in an informative way!!!!
YOU OUGHTTA KNOW RULES!!!!
THE BLOG IS BACK!!
see now this is what i'm talking about. who gives a sh.it? get back to the name calling ass-wipes!
Ahhhh "You Outta Know" never ceases to stir up contoversy...
Hey Blog Laver...wanna meet up before the Deadly Snakes show? I hear 9 but I want to head out earlier...to get out of the barn.
blog laver if you don't like it don't read it. Contribute or go back to your closet and hide...forever.
Oh, almost forgot: you're an asscuntpimple. HO,HO,HO
fu.ck you guys and your rules! true jerks dont give a steaming 9 coiler about the rules of some sad sack computer club! STEP!
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