Last night I had a nightmare.
A nutcracker just like in the picture was chasing me.
After struggling to run away in quicksand the nutcracker caught up and chopped my balls of.
I woke up in a puddle of sweat, moaning in a terrible throbbing pain.
One of my testicals slid up and was strangled by the tube.
It took me 20 minutes to untangle this damn nut!
1 comment:
Jesus! That sounds terrible and funny.
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