THE RESULTS ARE IN!! PORCHY WINS BY A BLOGSLIDE!!!!

Hey everyone!!

Well, it's been quite a week. I'd like to thank TSoWR for running a good, clean campaign but what can I say? THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN!!

As your new mayor, my first job will be to create a new look for our blog. I was thinking something like this:

I'd like to take this opportunity to thank everyone for their support. Who'd have thought when we started this little blog 20 years ago that it would blossom into the foremost source of news and opinions in the bogosphere? CONGRATULATIONS JERKS!!! 4 MORE YEARS!!

-your mayor

Election Update

Porchy = RED
The Supporter of Gravy Trains = BLUE

Well this sure is looking like a VonPorchington landslide. All eyes are now cast on TSoGT and what his next move will be. Surely he must give in and endorse PvP. The end is nigh.

WELCOME HOME D.M!!!!!

I'm posting crap before it's too late :))))

vote as often as you fancy

Google Horn?

Where are you....?

CASTAWAY

PORCHY VON PORCHINGTON FOR JoC MAYOR!!

How could I not throw my hat in the ring after receiving such ringing endorsements as these:

i'd just like to say what a good point porchy has made once again - TSoWR

o' porchy, your insights are so spot on. way to go! who can possibly disagree? - TSoWR

herr von porchington makes a well-grounded point - TSoWR


So there ya have it jerks!! What more do ya need?? Empty promises? YOU GOT 'EM!!

• try morer

• do betterer

• start caring even more

Vote early! Vote often!! PVP in 2011!!

Jerks, may I present.....Herencia Diabolic!!

Prepare to pine for Rebecca Black...

cast your votes, ladies

a big day today, here at jerk city, friends. as we all know, a good mayor speaks up for his constituents. takes time to address the most pressing issues. isn't afraid to make the tough decisions.

well, i'm not asking you to vote for me— i'm asking you to vote for yourselves! i simply want you to consider how you've been served by my opponent, mr. f. horn, lo, these past many months. and if that means it's time for him to be replaced by somebody else, then that's for you to decide.

majority rules, people.

thank you.

What is Truth

Americus you are a fine spirited competitor which reminds me of the ...................................

HONEY BADGER !

Porchy Commands It and tSoWR Provides

honoured gallery, herr von porchington makes a well-grounded point, and i've always maintained that decision-making isn't something one does capriciously.

now, some of you may think that tSoWR suckled from a teat gushing with caviar, but in fact, my roots are just the same as your own! small town this. core values that. folks, it's all about job creation, do you hear what i'm saying??

and with that, i will fail to honour the following campaign promises:

• try more

• do better

• start caring

what do you say, porchy? it's all out in the open —will the dandy have his day?

YOU HEAR THAT, YOU DUMB FUCK?

warning-----> your mayoralty has just been challenged. <------warning

the plebes call for renewal. a renewal of spirit. a renewal of kinship. a renewal that sees you getting your fetid arse kicked out of this kingdom because you're too busy with 'your life' to participate by posting so much as an image of a unicorn getting impaled with its own fucking horn!

americus opines thus: "…I say you take over this thing that is our blog Mr.SWR.What say you men? Revolution or live under the rule of an absent idiot?"

methinks a poll is at hand, and mealsothinks the incumbent forehead horn had better heed the winds of change, for the collective will of this rag's participants must be honoured. i address you directly, sir, your so-called 'contribution' for 2011 is tantamount to pissing on the grave of none other than mother theresa, you callous COCK!

adios, dead weight— make way for the dandy-in-chief

I PUT IT TO YOU, MOTHERFUCKERS, IS FOREHEAD HORN IN OR OUT?

¡VIVA LA REVOLUCION!

fig. 1 a lame piece of shit sent packin'

fig. 2 dude with a massive penis inherits the throne

Hey Sir Nutzzzz....

Jerk-Off-A-Gus

((((: SAX ATTACK :))))