I'll have it MY way, beeyatch!!!

Dude, he didn't even need the money. Oh wait, that was the other Ronald....

They found my Spider Hole ! They found my Spider Hole !

Hey guys...be careful!

holy crap you guys...Santa is a Wildman!

This is one of the many reasons to stay out of Scandinavia in the winter, folks. Recently in the LA Weekly:

"If Stallo (Laplander version of Santa) cannot find anything to drink, he will bash in a child's skull, sucking out the brains and blood to satiate his thirst. The most dangerous night for Lapp children is Christmas Eve, when Stallo lurks about looking for naughty victims to cram into his sack. "

He also "delights in macabre acts of genital mutilation of his innocent victims. (Stallo pokes his staff up the skirts of young girls.) "

And then there's this: "One of the Earth's portals of hell (located in Västerbotten County, Sweden) is called Devil's Crater (Djävulskratern), a bottomless pit "...

Good g.ddamn, man. DON'T GO TO THE ICE HOTEL, BUDDY!!! IT'S AN EVIL PLOT FOR YOUR SOUL!!!

Beer get's you this too.

BEER GOGGLES!

Beer don't get you this. It gets you this. T.G.I.T for all you hardcores out there.

Hat's off to the person that made this one.

Seemless.

A little further.. Just a little more...

IMAXifying my holly-daze

Just in case I seem a little harsh on how one spends their holly-daze, I thought I'd let you know I'll be seeing 'Niagara: Miracles, Myths and Magic' this season. Why? Well, if you watch this trailer, you'll see my sister-in-law in it. She's the one in the silhouette holding up her arms.

In the fun facts about the movie, it'll tell you that it's debut was on May 1st, 1987. What it doesn't tell you that the then 17 year old girl playing the native 'maiden of the mist' wasn't native at all (actually of Scottish and Chinese-Jamaican descent), and was so hung over on the day of the shoot, she was vomiting profusely in-between takes. And the male cast members' favourite pick-up lines amounted to 'So, what native band are you from?' all the while.

It's sure to be a hit with me! I'll be guffawing my way through it, as those of you who've had the unfortunate experience of going to a movie with me can attest.

GORGAR SPEAKS!!!

A pinch hit post for Jake...

http://www.tilt.it/multim.htm. hit the blue link and feel the POWER!!!

Mr. Miyagi san 1932 - 2005

Wax on in the big karate tournament in the sky Arnold...

Castle Jerkenstein

Turns out a fellow jerk is headed to a g.ddamn ice castle for Christmas!:

'hahahahaha!!! do you hate me and am i a complete fag? we're going to the icehotel in sweden for christmas and i JUST looked at the jerk site. oh well, i guess i'm just a loser at heart.'

What a millionaire! Who am I to make fun of someone shelling out top dollar for sleeping between dead animal hides on a bed of ice and enduring a three-day case of raging shrinky-dink! What better way to spend Christmas with your sweetie? Have fun, you scamps.

Check it out here: http://www.icehotel.com/english/index2.htm

Jerkback

this guy really has to go.

What the fu.ck was that last post?

Am I supposed to make a guess or a wish or something ? Jesus !

Look's like our Blog Master doesn't know his face from his ass anymore.

TGIF!!!!

Party it up, baby boys! Monday's coming too soon!
WWWEEEEEEWWWW!

Cold enough for ya?

I bet you can hear these gems and many other witty remarks from the trendoids at this joint. I wonder how smart-arsed they'll be when their lips stick to the 'ice glass' their 'crantini' is in. I guess they've never built snow-forts in their Bridal Path backyards when they were kids. For my money, I'll just slap together a snow shelter in my yard with a g.ddamn shovel, slip inside and guzzle a six-pack of Wildcat, thank you.

It's here! It's here!

Can't stop it. Might as well rock it...http://homepage.usask.ca/%7Eamn076/lights.wmv

Happy Hump Day, Jerkos!

Now get back to work!!

Who does this guy remind you of ?

Here you go baby boys !

Everything under the sun.

POLICE SQUAD!!

The best damn TeeVee show ever made (with a one exception - SCTV). Sheer unabashed idiocy, the likes of which hasn't been seen anywhere on the planet...it's almost as if Mad Magazine made a TV show and was too embarrassed to take credit for it. Only a Canadian would be numb enough to pull of these one-liners with a straight face...sheer genius.

Crazy for Ass!

I can't see too good...Porchy? Porchy Von Porchington, is that you??!! I didn't know Dakota was Portuguese! Happy (almost) Hump Day, jerko!

OK !

Happy Birthday Blain !

Sorry I mised your birthday buddy ! Happy birthday again from us. Smiles !

ROCK AND ROLL TV is finally here !! ROCK AND ROLL TV !!

Fuck the intrazone is now 21st century proper with the latest in SOLID ROCK !!!

ROCK TALK !!!

Done on a Mac.

Check this out.

Lightening Bolts !!!!!!!!!!

Ha ha ha... These guys are special.

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HAPPY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Party ??

This is the reality of now and the future!

-But if you happen to go dancing please don't do the slapdance!

http://www.hodenmumps.net/index.php?p=1767&more=1&c=1&tb=1&pb=1#more1767

T.G.!.F !!!!!!!!

Boy I'm so glad it's the weekend. YA!!!!

Weekend wariors dudes ! Party night in Canada !!!! Woo woo...

Rahhh.... Say a prayer !!!!!

Now I ask you...

Is this really necessary? That tiny teeny patch of cloth (and its two other patches to match for the upstairs) runs for a retail of $50 USD. I mean what is the purpose of that? Some feeble gesture of modesty? A sand strainer? A napkin?

This is why the Brazilian nation is the master of the hetero male mind. They know schlubs all over the world will gladly fork over the thousands of dollars necessary to get to the resorts in Rio in the hopes of even getting a glimpse of this creature. And even go so far as to buy an 'outfit' like this for their girlfriends or wives (ah, c'mon, their girlfriends) so they can relive a bit of the magic back home in February. Even Arnold Schwarzenegger, a multi-Mr. Universe, who could ask for any bimbo on the planet in the 70s, bought into it. No man is immune.

What with the wages of an orphaned local kid running at what? -Five cents a day? - and a retail price as high a $60 USD, and resort packages running in the thou$and$, these Brazilian nuts are making millions off of our nuts.

It's one of the many reasons why we're just a bunch of jerks.

Democraxxy at work

BEHOLD! The Governor of California,

HEAR! Him fumble with the Portugese language,

CRINGE! As he fumbles with Brazilian asses,

WITNESS! Him 'teach English' with a carrot!

LAUGH OUT LOUD!! As he acts as a 'tour guide' for Rio!!

He is...DEMOCRACY AT WORK!!

Speaking of Ms. Saint James...

Check out this quack:

"Why Susan Saint James would almost certainly have died had she remained on board the plane

COMMENT (12/18/04): Susan Saint James is named in the prediction list under "Susan Oliver" on Celebrity Deaths and Mishaps: Name, Sound, and Letter Systems (as Susan St James).

She was not a victim of the crash that seriously injured NBC producer and Saturday Night Live alumni Dick Ebersol and his son, claiming the life of son Teddy and two crewman. However, she was on board for part of the flight. She was lucky she got off the plane in Colorado and did not continue on with her family. I believe that if she had stayed, she would have died.

When we look at the other names, they do not match any of the name sounds on that page. "Ebersol" comes close with the "Ol" from "Oliver" (Susan Oliver). The "sol" is also an off-rhyme to "Sal" (Sal Mineo). Yet this is technically not enough to have caused Dick Ebersol to be listed. Neither "Charles" nor "Dick" hook into any of the sounds; but "Teddy" does -- the "Dee" from Dean (James Dean). Just enough: Teddy Ebersol. But if Susan Saint James had been there, there is no question she would have also died. Susan Saint James: "Susan" from Susan Oliver, "Say" in "Saint" or "St" from Stevie Ray Vaughn (who died in a plane crash), and "James" from James Dean (who died in a car crash).

It would have been a deadly combination."

THIS GUY IS OBVIOUSLY A MAGICIAN. DO NOT LOOK AT HIS WEBSITE. HE WILL PIERCE YOUR EYE SOCKETS VIA THE INTERZONE!!!

What's round, furry and under a buck?

These bitches got balls this time of year. Don't even take a piss in the woods without a rifle, my friend. Just for that they will come to your house and DESTROY!

I love all the T.V stars of the world !