Friday, November 18, 2005

Now I ask you...






Is this really necessary? That tiny teeny patch of cloth (and its two other patches to match for the upstairs) runs for a retail of $50 USD. I mean what is the purpose of that? Some feeble gesture of modesty? A sand strainer? A napkin?

This is why the Brazilian nation is the master of the hetero male mind. They know schlubs all over the world will gladly fork over the thousands of dollars necessary to get to the resorts in Rio in the hopes of even getting a glimpse of this creature. And even go so far as to buy an 'outfit' like this for their girlfriends or wives (ah, c'mon, their girlfriends) so they can relive a bit of the magic back home in February. Even Arnold Schwarzenegger, a multi-Mr. Universe, who could ask for any bimbo on the planet in the 70s, bought into it. No man is immune.

What with the wages of an orphaned local kid running at what? -Five cents a day? - and a retail price as high a $60 USD, and resort packages running in the thou$and$, these Brazilian nuts are making millions off of our nuts.

It's one of the many reasons why we're just a bunch of jerks.

1 comment:

Florian Fiebig said...

that's so hot.
come on hans lets go to brazil!!