Monday, October 31, 2005

"DARLING, you can't RAPE a TOWNIE..."


These and a million other gems are why Margot Kidder (in pic, on the right) as 'Barbara' is a complete jerk in the lost great horror flick 'Black Christmas' (1974). Not only that, but as a true method actor, she was completely soused for most of the eight month shoot. If you rent the DVD, the director will tell you that for her famous 'premature ejaculation monologue' she had practiced by drinking for four hours ahead of time. Atta girl.

They reran it on cable last night, but I stopped watching it cause 'Iron Maiden: Rock in Rio' was on and that was waaay more fun. What looked like a million Brazilians sang along word for word, turning into a GIANT METAL KAREOKE!! They even drowned out Bruce 'Bruce' Dickenson! They even sang to the guitar solos! To top it off, someone threw a human skull onstage; to which Bruce said "Holy SHIT! I think this is a real one!" and he dropped it.

HAPPY HALLOWE"EN YOU JERKS!

2 comments:

Blayne Burnside said...

Why the hell did they choose her for that movie?

Even then she looked like a kitchen witch.

PORCHY HATH SPOKEN; SO IT SHALL BE.

Blayne Burnside said...

That sir, is completely BESIDE THE POINT!