"GET YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR, ETCETERA!!"

INTRO
i was asked to put this image up on the jerk site but considering i've just spent the past TEN FUCKING MINUTES trying to log in to this infernal website, i'm not expecting much success.

REPRESENT
dirtman is a "character" designed to "promote" earthy "awareness" on behalf of the united states marines. dirtman "speaks" to a collective of mindless shills all in the throes of brain-washery, eager to snatch up some high school spirit or equivalent dung-eating.

BEAR WITNESS
as is plain to see, dirtman is, without question, "rapping" to His captive audience. "rapping" endears dirtman to a youthful brigade, drooling with anticipation of shooting off more FUCKING GUNS and killing more innocent citizens of the universe, in an almighty bid to control the ENTIRE COCK-SUCKING, FUCKING **PLANET**!!! FUCK!!!!!

FASHION FORWARD
whilst dirtman further sullies Himself by consorting with all & sundry associated with the ARSE-COCKING, FUCKING, U.S. FUCKING MARINES, one can't deny His deft aesthetic in the arena of head dressage. with a heavy brow, severed just below the tropic of capricorn, and covering the top dominion of his bespectacled visage, dirtman shimmers in all his resplendence. three times HURRAH for dirtman, the unequivocal choice for hallowe'en costuming, this autumn season!